What if GOD was a DJ ? ? ?

Yo, i know we all say it, but if GOD, or whoever it is that you give praise to, for that matter was a DnB DJ . What do you think he/she style of DnB might be. Now with that said i truly hope that i didnt offend anyone that reads this. If i did, i am TRULY sorry......

I think he would be a jump-up Dj or maybe liquid. I was thinking Dark or neurofunk but i dont know ..........

RESPECT TO ALL ...........

 

OldSchool Jungle. Standard.


Well at least that style, whatever people call it now.

 

Sure mate, i can really see a big man with a long beard, a white flowing gown and an aura surrounding his head rinsing out Hazard and Clipz to a bunch of pilled up angels, while an hench black guy is bounding round the stage shouting BIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYDEALWIVDAMATTERBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYGETYOBODYMOVINGBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYMAKESOMEFUCKINGNOIZE.

 

thanx for the laugh, that would be really awsome.

 

OLD SKOOL JUNGLE/JUNGLE TECHNO ALL THE WAY I IMAGINE HIM RINSING IT LIKE NICKY BLACK @ DREAMSCAPE 30 HAHA

 

I think he would do 4 hour sets at the End and fill it with the heaviest tunes covering all genres and double drop after double drop. GQ would no doubt be next to him.

 

i think god's into spandau ballet* well that's what gabriel told me anyway

 

hahahahaha!!! thats funny as fuk man!!.....

 

He'd be b2b with gabriel on 4 decks rinsing liquid and jump up none of that nasty neuro'funk', and there would be a spliff dispenser on site soemwhere.

 

atmospere

he will give us the illusion of heaven on a dance floor

plenty of goldie, ltj and telemetrik

 

yeaa, alotta oldskool jungle too with stevie on the mic!

 

he wouldn't play d'n'b... proggresive trance i reckon, proper hands in the air shizzle!

 

if anyone touches his decks..he will strike them down with lightning....and he wont reload a tune 3 times

 

HAHA U CAN OLY HOPE M8.

 

as a hindu i can have a selection of DJs

 

hahaha dan nice quote!

 

Andy c = The "GOD" Of Dj's FACT

 

hahah.... all going b2b.....

if God was a DJ then id defo be up going b2b wiv him/her/it!!

the next innovation....... The Holy One b2b RocksteadyUK....

 

you'd only need one tho



Dude can do 4 decks by himself!

 

i was thinking the same thing but aperently he uses CDJS

u should hear ganesha scratchin it up with his trunk, serious rude god stuff