What if GOD was a DJ ? ? ?

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  1. Terrence Black

    Terrence Black Breakage3307

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    Yo, i know we all say it, but if GOD, or whoever it is that you give praise to, for that matter was a DnB DJ . What do you think he/she style of DnB might be. Now with that said i truly hope that i didnt offend anyone that reads this. If i did, i am TRULY sorry......

    I think he would be a jump-up Dj or maybe liquid. I was thinking Dark or neurofunk but i dont know ..........

    RESPECT TO ALL ...........
     
  2. Condition

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    OldSchool Jungle. Standard.


    Well at least that style, whatever people call it now.
     
  3. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Sure mate, i can really see a big man with a long beard, a white flowing gown and an aura surrounding his head rinsing out Hazard and Clipz to a bunch of pilled up angels, while an hench black guy is bounding round the stage shouting BIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYDEALWIVDAMATTERBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYGETYOBODYMOVINGBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYBIDDYMAKESOMEFUCKINGNOIZE.
     
  4. Terrence Black

    Terrence Black Breakage3307

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    thanx for the laugh, that would be really awsome.
     
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    OLD SKOOL JUNGLE/JUNGLE TECHNO ALL THE WAY I IMAGINE HIM RINSING IT LIKE NICKY BLACK @ DREAMSCAPE 30 HAHA
     
  6. theone

    theone Just say no to dubstep!

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    I think he would do 4 hour sets at the End and fill it with the heaviest tunes covering all genres and double drop after double drop. GQ would no doubt be next to him.
     
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  7. safety

    safety double safety

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    i think god's into spandau ballet* well that's what gabriel told me anyway
     
  8. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahahahaha!!! thats funny as fuk man!!.....
     
  9. alz

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    He'd be b2b with gabriel on 4 decks rinsing liquid and jump up none of that nasty neuro'funk', and there would be a spliff dispenser on site soemwhere.
     
  10. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    atmospere

    he will give us the illusion of heaven on a dance floor

    plenty of goldie, ltj and telemetrik
     
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    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    yeaa, alotta oldskool jungle too with stevie on the mic!
     
  12. audioconspiracy

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    he wouldn't play d'n'b... proggresive trance i reckon, proper hands in the air shizzle!
     
  13. sam the dnb man

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    if anyone touches his decks..he will strike them down with lightning....and he wont reload a tune 3 times
     
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    HAHA U CAN OLY HOPE M8.
     
  15. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    as a hindu i can have a selection of DJs :teeth:
     
  16. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    hahaha dan nice quote!
     
  17. shadowdemon1990

    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    Andy c = The "GOD" Of Dj's FACT
     
  18. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahah.... all going b2b.....

    if God was a DJ then id defo be up going b2b wiv him/her/it!!

    the next innovation....... The Holy One b2b RocksteadyUK.... :lol:
     
  19. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    you'd only need one tho

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    Dude can do 4 decks by himself!
     
  20. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    i was thinking the same thing but aperently he uses CDJS

    u should hear ganesha scratchin it up with his trunk, serious rude god stuff