Post your favourite funny/retarded mc lyrics

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  1. savoirfaire

    savoirfaire 16

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    You are what you eat, stop eating at Nandos- f***ing chicken- Eksman has obviously never enjoyed the pleasures of Nandos chicken.
     
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  2. flobbydobby

    flobbydobby bangin garden of dobbylon

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    there's a pill in your pocket, you know you're gonna drop it
    cos when you come up, you come up like a rocket!

    forgot who this was, maybe majika. it makes sense but it's retarded
     
  3. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    hooougghh houghhh houghhh

    ill let you guess who this is
     
  4. savoirfaire

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    i was half tempted to make a thread about which mc has the most retarded signature noise, id give no.1 to Skibba. no2. to Funsta and his Super Saiyan Constipation noise 3. to Fatman D and his yoga yey gayness. Shabba get's honorable mentions but Shabba's is in my top 3 mc's so he get's away with it.

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    I initially thought it was the person getting a stiffy after they take the pill hahaha
     
  5. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    girl want a biscuit , half an e

    everything that has ever come out of bassmans mouth
     
  6. cptunicorn

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    My name is shabba, and im so white.
    Step up to me if you're another race, and there'll be a fight.

    - Shabba D
     
  7. The Watcha

    The Watcha Well-Known Member

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    eksman - get into the car or you'll end up like Dando

    bassman - trigga will you take me shopping, no. Still waiting for my giro

    trigga - down where me live in a Manchester, high explosives in the city centre,
    blow up Shaydee - Marks & Spenser, me can't go up town for buy me trainer
     
  8. Smickus

    Smickus Active Member

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    OGGY OGGY OGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!