Post your favourite funny/retarded mc lyrics

savoirfaire

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You are what you eat, stop eating at Nandos- f***ing chicken- Eksman has obviously never enjoyed the pleasures of Nandos chicken.
 
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flobbydobby

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there's a pill in your pocket, you know you're gonna drop it
cos when you come up, you come up like a rocket!

forgot who this was, maybe majika. it makes sense but it's retarded
 

savoirfaire

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i was half tempted to make a thread about which mc has the most retarded signature noise, id give no.1 to Skibba. no2. to Funsta and his Super Saiyan Constipation noise 3. to Fatman D and his yoga yey gayness. Shabba get's honorable mentions but Shabba's is in my top 3 mc's so he get's away with it.

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there's a pill in your pocket, you know you're gonna drop it
cos when you come up, you come up like a rocket!

forgot who this was, maybe majika. it makes sense but it's retarded
I initially thought it was the person getting a stiffy after they take the pill hahaha
 

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eksman - get into the car or you'll end up like Dando

bassman - trigga will you take me shopping, no. Still waiting for my giro

trigga - down where me live in a Manchester, high explosives in the city centre,
blow up Shaydee - Marks & Spenser, me can't go up town for buy me trainer
 
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