Post your favourite funny/retarded mc lyrics

[savoirfaire]

You are what you eat, stop eating at Nandos- f***ing chicken- Eksman has obviously never enjoyed the pleasures of Nandos chicken.

 

[flobbydobby]

there's a pill in your pocket, you know you're gonna drop it
cos when you come up, you come up like a rocket!

forgot who this was, maybe majika. it makes sense but it's retarded

 

[fractal]

hooougghh houghhh houghhh

ill let you guess who this is

 

[savoirfaire]

i was half tempted to make a thread about which mc has the most retarded signature noise, id give no.1 to Skibba. no2. to Funsta and his Super Saiyan Constipation noise 3. to Fatman D and his yoga yey gayness. Shabba get's honorable mentions but Shabba's is in my top 3 mc's so he get's away with it.

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there's a pill in your pocket, you know you're gonna drop it
cos when you come up, you come up like a rocket!

forgot who this was, maybe majika. it makes sense but it's retarded

I initially thought it was the person getting a stiffy after they take the pill hahaha

 

[_MILLA]

girl want a biscuit , half an e

everything that has ever come out of bassmans mouth

 

[cptunicorn]

My name is shabba, and im so white.
Step up to me if you're another race, and there'll be a fight.

- Shabba D

 

[The Watcha]

eksman - get into the car or you'll end up like Dando

bassman - trigga will you take me shopping, no. Still waiting for my giro

trigga - down where me live in a Manchester, high explosives in the city centre,
blow up Shaydee - Marks & Spenser, me can't go up town for buy me trainer

 

[Smickus]

OGGY OGGY OGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!