Left handed (or right handed if your a lefty) pitch riding???

[sam the dnb man]

I write with my left.
Throw a tennis ball with my left.
Throw a football with my right.
Jab with my left.
Wank with my left.
Wank with my right on special occasions.
Shave with my right.
Brush my teeth with my left.
Text with both.
Make sammiches with my feet.

 

[RUSSLA]

Sorry but no-one really cares Sam

Humour FAIL

 

[Prospekt]

hahahahaahaha ^^^^^

Right for right, left for left.