Funniest rave experiences

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  1. shadow_sniper

    shadow_sniper BURCHY!!!

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    I was looking through all of the depressing rave threads and thought i would create what than was funny..have any of you had any really funny rave experiences.

    heres one... this years innovation in the sun about 4 days i was walking back to my hotel and it was about 7am . the sun was blisttering and the hotel were doing a massive aerobics class. as i walked passed all wide eyed i looked and saw that there was raver in all there gear doing aerobics with all the hotel guests and was doing it for the whole time..the geezer was mashed out of his face and looked proper serious, was the funniest thing ive seen..had to be there
     
  2. slimbo011

    slimbo011 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    lol i can imagine :D

    probably being at custard factory watching some fuked kid roll around in the fountain. again, had to be there.
     
  3. Liam P

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    at the sanctuary I saw a guy dressed in a suitcase, yes a suitcase! It was all zipped and all you could see was his legs out the bottom, fukin jokes until he got shoved to the floor
     
  4. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    at the opera house a cpl of years ago i bought 3 pills for a tenner off sum matey, handed him the tenner & he handed me ten pounds change

    cheers fella!!
     
  5. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Couple of weeks ago at a London illegal my mate rolled in dog shit and didn't realise for hours, it was all over his coat as he was walking past people and he didn't realise even after we were joking about it right in front of him.

    Only after about an hour we decided to let him know, his face was an absolute picture.
     
  6. perspective

    perspective Sex Drugs & Sausage Rolls

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    funniest one (for my mates) was when I was at a big dubstep night, had a bunch of 2cb + some MDMA so was feeling pretty messy, was sat in a chill out area with some mates and they convinced me that we wern't still in the club, but were back at this person's house and it was the 2cb messing with my mind and that I was seeing shit... Believed them for about 20 minutes and thought my head was messed up and I was gonna believe I was in this club for the rest of my life. They were in stiches afterwards, but by that point I was fasicnated by a brick wall which looked to me like it was made of chocolate.

    Good times.
     
  7. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    poor guy!
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Some geezer was asleep in teh D&B cellar at 333 Club ( was a moving shadow night some time ago..um feb 2002 )

    So I poured a water bottle over his head..he jumped up, looked around and walked off so I followed him round the club making like a monkey which was funny for me..he fell asleep on the bass bins about 5 minutes after the water on head...
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Wasn't ata rave as such was a club night though...some geezer tried to chat up my bird ( at the time) then fell asleep next to her..so I got a load of bog roll out of the bog ( where else)...scrunched it up put it on his nuts an set it alight..the fucker wakes up when the flames are truelly having it, and of course smashes his nuts trying to put it out..works every time...:twisted:
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    SAW SOMEONE GET ROLLED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME FOR DEALING AT THE SPOT, WE WERE IN STADUIM SEETING SO THIS GIRL TOSSES A LITTLE PURSE SHE WAS HOLDING, BUT FORGOT ABOUT THE BAG OF KET SHE WAS HOLDING, SO THEY MADE THE AREST...WE WENT AND FOUND THE PURSE. FULL OF 200 BONES AND ABOUT 50 SACKS OF KET...YEA WE WERE BALLIN THAT NIGHT...GOT DUSTED HEAVY

    ALL I CAN TEL;L YALL IS IF YOU GET DUSTED, DO SOME KET. FUCKIN PINWHEELS EVERYWHERE
     
  11. danfreeman1

    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    at sanctuary last year someone got busted right infront of me and literally threw everything on the floor and ran....everyone then pilled on the mud looking for pills, really did remind me of something out of resident evil
     
  12. Kezman

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    I once did acid at a Ram night. It was some strong stuff, at first it was amazing but then the paranoia kicked in. I went outside to have a cig and try and get control of myself. IC3 then walks out of a taxi, and comes over and we have a chat. Me, being on acid, thought this was a major hallucination and I walked off mid conversation. (I seriously thought this wasn't real.) I went for a walk round the corner and came back to see if he was still there, and yeah you guessed it, he was still there smoking!
    IT WAS REAL! Cue major embarrasment for walking off mid conversation. IC3 is a proper gent though, he still laughs about it whenever I see him out.
     
  13. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    There's a big theater at my local town were the drum and bass raves are all at (well, at least most)...

    Anyways, I was at a Chase & Status / Apex drum night, and there was this guy next to me all night just wearing a really serious businessman hat and some stupid glasses...

    After like 2 hours of almost no movement, the guy just takes some acid, go nuts for a bit, grabs himself to one of those gigantic theater house curtains and the shit all fell down. The security guards came to pick him up and they just escorted the smilling fellar off the place
     
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    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    yeah ic3 is an absolute legend
     
  15. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    wicked at keepina good vibe at a rave aswell.

    he just makes people dance..a proppa mc
     
  16. danfreeman1

    danfreeman1 Active Member

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    innit. how anyone has that much energy at 6 o clock in the morning is beyond me lol
     
  17. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i started skinning up in a dark corner and realised there was a couple shagging next to me, at oscars clacton.

    dirty flids.
     
  18. kenyon

    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    at braking science at the corrent earlier this year my friend thru up in the corner and someone dropped there phone in it and was crawling around in the sick for like 30secounds then got up and realized what happend me and my mate was crackin uyp for ages!
     
  19. sam the dnb man

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    yeah eks and skibadee went on for about an hour maybe abit more...IC3 was there pretty much the whole night.

    talk about value for money.
     
  20. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    my mate after he took a few E's

    had the fattest grin on....was showing off his grills.