Discussion in 'Drum & Bass' started by scampi, Apr 29, 2007.
post ur llyrics here
Haha scampi u pussyhole what u doin on here
Cummin on bad like dun blane
get more scary like sinn fein
Lyricalistin eksmanz tha name
bda bda bda ba entertain??
blappin up ur school like virginia tec,
south korean nutter shootin at his ex,
dont like stella only drink becks,
scampi on da mike becksman on the decks
a man called the cops for help
for the piece on the leash was his dog which was dead
involved was a rod used for prodding himself
which he claimed was stained by somebody else
having been told he was walking a corpse
the query arose causing serious woes, whys there a barking of sorts?
thusly he spake, my mutt is awake,
the practice of laxative, watch him defecate!
the carcass of fido complied with a sigh
after which his owner compiled it and smiled
he halted and thought then exaltedly called
manure reassured and gawking was all
Had to link this little gem
I'm a Junglist to the V.I.P now step on da track get Lively
It's your Boy Big Z and I rhyme like this
so when i'm on the mic don't take the piss
Hold it tight get the beat steady
ladies at the front it's time to get ready
I'm the lyrical dapper roll in nike forget about kappa
your mums a slapper
22 years old the original chatter
hit home runs with ma dick the original batter
lmao just pissing about lol
yo when we do it right here
oh we do it this way
get the rhyme game in gear
yep we out here to play
can you take it up a notch
on the message board style
cuz if this is what we gots
we'll make it last a long while
underground like x-files
what you know about that
kilometers or miles
yeah we movin over tracks
yeah we blastin drum n bass
when we rollin in the lanes
if you love it say yer grace
i love this drum n bass game!
CHECK CHECK ONE TWO....
SOUNDMAN TURN THE MIC UP....
CHECK CHECK CHECK...
SOUNDMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN, SORT OUT THE LEVELS...
I CLAIM CRAZY SKRILLA, NO-ONE IS ILLER
SIRUS COMES HARDER THAN A MOTHER FRIGGING PILLAR
NO-ONE BETTER TEST UNLESS YOUR CRAZY ENOUGH
I'LL WAX YOUR MOMA'S BEAVER THEN SMOKE YOUR PUFF
I COME AND BUST REAL FLAVOUR
TO ANY SUCKER OR SO-CALLED REAL DEAL RAVER
COME GATHER ROUND,RECORD, LISTEN AND SAVOUR
COS MY MY RYHMES ARE CUTTING FINE AND NOTHING CAN SAVE YA
yo better recognize, chigerdy check yo self befo yo wreck yo self, seeeeeennn
shut up u bake bean
i dont like ketchup u know what i mean?
my name is dave not dean
i excersise n eat my green
so i stay fit n stay lean!!!!
haha im jus muckin about its nothin serious i was bored lol
gimme some extra bacon
all dis vegetarian shit im nt ratin
im hungry im not fakin
or u can give me sum steak'n
all da food is gone coz iv taken
im not rasta im nt jamacan
do u understand what im statin?
IM REALLY HUNGRY N TING!
yeah im muckin bout again ....im jus hungry!!!
hi im barry scott
cillit bang cleans my scrot
i smoke crack and pot
thats da reason i shout alot
i dont have a bindy spot
i clean my kitchen with cillit bang
not the fake version killit bam (that is real)
im not chinese like wang
or pang mang tang
i dont say any of that cockney slang
yeah u got it all wrong
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!
i saw a cillit bang advert it inspired me
The best thing an MC can say is...................................
back in the day when i started to rave
and discovered amphetamines an MDMA
i realized that was it
life isnt shit
id be raving every weekend to the break of day
Separate names with a comma.