There is a fatal flaw in your witty remark, you quite clearly don't know your Stevies.
He is a master of all wooden instruments, notably the recorder, the dear old fiddle you so readily mock and more importantly, Karls shoes.
I'm afraid there is a fatal flaw in your argument also.
You claim Stevie is master of all wooden instruments, but did you know he is infact blind?
Making your ridiculous claim impossible.