Zombie Apocalypse Thread

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  1. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    End of the world. Zombies killing everyone. First 5 things you'd do are...?





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  2. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Well jelly, imagine having a party in that!
     
  3. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    that will do me.

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  4. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    if zombies don't eat brains what happens to them
     
  5. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    when Z-Day comes, i know how i'm gonna be dressed...














































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    ...and i shall be waving my blaster at the undead shouting, "come at me bro"
     
  6. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Zombies dont eat brains specifically, they eat flesh, which can of courseeeee include brains. Not because they need it to survive, but because they need it instinctually.

    Zombie Survival Guide anyone?
     
  7. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Just..... Wow :|
     
  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  9. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Looooool... like a boss. Was gonna crank out a few from that myself. Been readin it the past few days.

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    Coulda sworn I started a thread like this a few weeks back! Dang. Couldn't find it.

    And yeah... we're all doomed.
     
  10. Marcus Alkemist

    Marcus Alkemist

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    if they're the slow, shambling type, i'd go out and fuck their shit up

    if they weren't, well, i'd hole myself up in a supermarket
     
  11. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    id get me a shot gun, some jd, a "this is my zombie killing t-shirt" t shirt and find someone with a zombie fortress like above pics and hope for the best....


    and at the end of the day if you cant beat em, join em
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    quite a few alternatives to this one. the obvious choices are dracula, frankenstein, the mummy and the wolfman. any one of these should do the trick.
     
  13. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    it depends, if they're like 28 days zombies, then they'll starve eventually.

    But as for the risen from the dead kinda zombies, they'll live until the brain is destroyed.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    there is also blade 3 vampire zombies that will suck blood even if they have been reduced to just an asophagus. tricky stuff with vampire zombies. they also have no morals.
     
  15. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    That's the worst part init...
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    28 days later was absolute fucking shite. that is not how zombies should behave at all...
     
  17. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    best zombie film ever made mate, although not technically zombies, it was a rage virus...naaahmean?

    seriously, how could something that spawned from danny boyles mind dissapoint?
     
  18. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    28 days later was gr8 - proper scary zombies.
    shuffly steppa zombies man - you can just walk past them - "scuse me old chap" as you tip your hat at them and stroll past.
     
  19. Freek

    Freek Lets get freeeeeeky

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    due to the seriously cheesy, horrible pathetic ending... ruined entire film for me
     
  20. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Ending was dissapoint but the film itself was fuckeen siiiick.

    And na... talking "Walking Dead" zombies. Walkers that can kinda run when they feel like it.