Zeus and Roxanne

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  1. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120550/

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    Anyone seen this? Is it good? I mean it looks fucking AWESOME by the cover and the synopsis. Why?

    A) There's a dog riding a dolphin.
    B) There's that guy from Police Academy.
    C) Dog's name is Zeus.
    D) The dog can talk with the dolphin.
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    F) THERE'S A FUCKING DOG RIDING A DOLPHIN AT THE VAST SEAS OF PACIFIC OCEAN HOW DIVINELY AWESOME IS THAT, ONLY THING MORE AWESOME THAN THAT WOULD BE LIKE A GRIZZLY BEAR RIDING AN OWL OR SOMETHING
     
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    It is an amazing picture to capture this special moment at sunset and with such extraordinary cloud arrangement must have took such a monumental ammount of time. Also note both whale and dog are smiling so the animal welfare league dont need to get involved and there is what seems to be a 200 foot tree coming out of the ocean. But to answer your question E for somebody to be able to ride a bike and be a musician must put him on a par with Professor Stephen Hawking
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    rules, you know this :applause:
     
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    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    quite epic really
    terry, the musician who rides a bike seems like a bit of a legend too
     
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    If anyone can tell me what the woman in the blue swimming costume is holding at 25secs I will be eternally grateful. My guess is dolphin shit but it is an uniformed guess as I have never personally seen dolphin shit
     
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    you might find the answer here

    dolphinshitforum.com
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Well it's her dolphin apparently so she has to collect her droppings I guess, like never mind the plastic bag it's clean straight from the ocean. Kinda looks like a fat blunt tho. There's also few very odd things I noticed.

    One day in paradise, a lonely dog named Zeus.

    If the dog's name is Zeus it's obviously somebody's dog. How the fuck is he lonely do the humans just beat him up and don't feed him? Or does he simply not like humans and is lonely because he hates them? The kid says in the trailer "What's the big deal, I talk to Zeus all the time." What does he say to him, things like "get lost you fucking mutt" I guess.

    Met an orphan dolphin, named Roxanne.

    The dolphin is an orphan now? She got abandoned as a child, left by her drunkard parents to dwell under a tiny coral reef all by herself. Good thing she found the dog, otherwise this would've been a one sad tragic story with two bastard animals and a musician who rides a bike.
     
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    her name, is kathleen quinlan. clearly shes holding a three musketeers.
     
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    Actually by reading the sypnosis you will find that Zeus actually belongs to Mike which brings me to another question what has this dirty bastard on a bike been doing to this poor dog to make it want to stow away on a boat in the first place. I have a feeling that with a name like Zeus he probably has an abnormally large penis for a dog and was being forced to partake in beastiality movies because of this and he actually made friends with Roxanne as he felt it was his only other option to get away from his sordid life
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Yeah and add to the fact the bitch is holding dolphin turd in his hand, she runs away with a musician who rides a bike. And HER daughters high five when they do. If my mother was to run away with some looser musician who rides a bike I'd shit that guy not high five my brother. And notice when Roxanne goes "WYAHHAHHAHAH WYAAA" the kid replies "She wants you to follow her".

    So there's a dog who can speak dolphin.
    A dolphin who can speak dog.
    A 5-year-old beastiality movie director who can speak dolphin.
    A musician who rides a bike.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    so far its the most beautiful thing in my short sordid utterly tragic series of misfortune events i call a life
     
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    Actually everything you have listed meets the criteria for any movie I purchase. This movie just gets better
     
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    With all this amazing stuff going on in this movie we seem to missed the fact that Freddie Mercury (him again) did not actually die of HIV related illnesses but is in fact now a dolphin poacher.

    Young Tuna do all your threads purposely have some connection with the tached bandit or is it pure coincidence
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    oh my god it is true

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    motherfucker
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    somehow i just cant see freddie mercury as a bad guy. he was an aids gay with russian ballet but thats about it, kind of like robert daltrey, all of the who did copious amounts of drugs and daltrey stayed fit like an olympic athlete. have you seen him today? looking absolute top that man, unique in the bizness that man
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EAHEAHEAHEATUNAS YOURE FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE TODAY
     
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    Yeah a top man but it is not that difficult to look good when you have Moon the loon, Entwistle and his hookers and coke parties and Townshend and his maybe/maybe not paedophilic past to contend with
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    townshend the what now? im going to wiki that right after an hour of so of steve guttenberg