YOU'RE NOW DEAD

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You know the drill...

    Death challenges you to a game to be ressurected.

    Which one do you choose and why?
     
  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I challenge death to the game of life. Just to be contrary.
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  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    not sure i understand what this thread is about?
     
  4. johneysvk

    johneysvk tnuc

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  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    would have to be mouse trap because you get to build a trap
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Borf™ and logikz like this.
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    It could be a game. However, it will turn into a weird conversation that will quickly digress into sophomoric jokes about pedophiles. Meanwhile, Logikz will tell random stories about life and Moskit will call people a fag.
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    ah makes sense

    id play chess cos im all clever an shit
     
  9. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    We can both find out which boys like us, then daddy will tuck us in with maybe the added bonus of a fondle under blouse

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  10. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    scrabble.

    or the numbers round on countdown if that's an option....i don't know why, because i'm shit at mental arithmetic, but i seem to always boss the numbers round on countdown.
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    soggy biscuit. obviously
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    and where the fucking shit have you been??? superlatively interesting game, clearly. the one that worried me was when they made a similar one, it was a board game, aimed at pre teen girl, only the main thing, the phone like in that game above, was a truth detector thing! it could tell if you were lying!!

    put the fear right through me, fucking anyone, not even of age, is walking around with a portable lie detector in their damn pocket, powered on aa batteries?!?!?
    could get you in trouble, quite easilym, if you know what i mean. for my intentions are usually far from honourable, but im a high flying sucker with a super smile and get what i want, but a portable fucking... look its like an iphone app, HOW LONG before they come up with an iphone app thats a lie detector? throw a monkey wrench in right in your shit, right in all of our shit!!

    and yes iv4, that is true. thats what this thread will be. but for once id like to ask what it really does, as death is one of the few things that intrigue me.

    ok, just read OP and the answer is nothing, for one day i will burn my hand and i will ressurect in the promise land. life on this planet is samsara. the foolish demi urge. the ordered universe makes us salary slaves and reinkaos and the number 11 is all there will be. she quoted bob marley and i came to the conclusion. total destruction is the only solution, laying naked on the floor with a tag on your toe, shivvering cold, ocean view but a broken window, wont make it home, want it better get it theres no such thing as a loan, tell dad, zip up the bag and put you back in the drawer.

    i will say something depraved about life in this thread too, and andrew will invariably call fag, very possibly on my post (watch, just watch), but i cant think of anything and i want to get pizza.
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Positively heterosexual content so far ITT so far.

    So far, well done.

    You filthy gay pakis.

    So far...
     
  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    did keanu reeves used to be asian o_O
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah he does look a little bit oriental innit...

    Also, Keanu, sounds gooky...
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I'd be Mr Chips from catchphrase so I could be close to Roy Walker
     
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    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    keanu is from that unfortunate obese and unable to defend themselves street crossing genetics of an island hawaii
     
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    We both have a lady, first to shiver me timbers wins, thats a race I ALWAYS win!
     
  20. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Death is simply an illusion. Just as life is simply an illusion. We are nothing more that atoms that can self identify with cognitive thought. Which is brilliant actually because you never hear the moon ask, "Do looks fat?" during a full moon or an alive tree complain because it has been cut down. Anyway, death is our atoms just slipping back into the universe that can not identify itself. A more natural and stable state of existence I presume. Altruism, love, hate, war power, jealousy, gods and generals are nothing more than our self identifying atoms trying to preserve themselves. Literally creating noting into something. But that is a whole other problem that should be solved before we ponder death. Why is it society and self and the emotions gained from society and self feel so real. I believe if you search for the answer there you will find death is nothing more that the reality that already exist only personified like the man on the moon.






    Can I change my answer? I feel if I played seven minutes in heaven with death I would live for ever.