Your weekday morning routine.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RUSSLA, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    So simple really, what do you do like clockwork every morning when you get up for either work or college etc? I want people to be as honest as they can cos I have a feeling i may not be alone in mine!

    Firstly get up, slap on a bit of youporn.com and tug.. Then some Special K and a little shottie and then probably a ciggy. Make it the bathroom for a shower and back to me room for another cheeky cig then mission to work, listening to mixes from this forum. And thats about that :)

    Look forward to your response!

    Russla
     
  2. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Wish i had time for tug in the morning, I usually get up about 7:10, have a shower, bit of toast, then out the house about 7:30 to try and make it for work at 8:00. It's a bit touch and go most days. Clocked in at 7:58 this morning... Yeah! a new personal best.
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    The only routine I really have is a quick shoer and then straight out the door!!
     
  4. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    This!!! Maybe a cup of tea if im not late! but gota have your breakfast in work hours standard!
     
  5. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Yeah man! All about gettin paid to eat breakfast.
     
  6. Fortune^

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    ipod goes off at 6.50 through speakers, usually with a tech mix but always a liquid mix on fridays. Get up with mix still on shower clean teeth etc, get dressed, get ipod and put headphones in. get on the bus to go to work. Go to M&S where I will buy a croissant, pain aux chocolat and 1pint of semi skimmed milk I then flirt with the girl at the checkout, walk down the street to work thinking about how I would smash the back out of her. I get into work, turn my computer on, make a brew, go back to my desk and go on this forum.

    I do this every morning. I need to change it up.
     
  7. Fortune^

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    Russla wtf job do you do where you can get away with a shottie and special k before work?
     
  8. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    alarm, scream, snooze, alarm, AGGHHH!!!, snooze.... ALARM!!! give up!! shower, suit up, tea, secret ciggy, car, broom broom, traffic lights, broom broom a lil further, work, sigh, tea, fag break, lunch, fag break, 5pm, broom broom, home YES, dinner, fun time, bed, repeat if not the wknd!
     
  9. EvezDroppin

    EvezDroppin how to change name,......

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    get up, snooze atleast once usually more... think about how nice it would be if it was the weekend. go get a towel from jess's bedroom ( landladies daughter ), not a bad sight in the morning.
    have a shower usually only in for 5 mins tbh quick wash all round.
    if got time knock one off then go down stairs have a cup of tea and pick up my sandwiches and stuff for work.
    go out the door!
     
  10. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    I hit snooze until I have to run to the bus stop, then sleep on the bus for 20 minutes. Get a french bread and a coffee from the depot and walk to work.
     
  11. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    hahahaha awesome
     
  12. NastyLimbCheat

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    radio alarm goes off 7.00 am, listen to radio for hour, snooze, try to get back out of bed, fall alseep again, radio goes off 8.00am, turn it back on again, do some more snoozing, try to get out of bed, fall alseep again, look at the clock OH NOES its 8.45am!!!, jump in shower, get dressed, jump in car, drive at 90mph to work and get there at 9.05, write 9.00am on the sign in sheet........
     
  13. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I normally snooze 3 or 4 times, get up, have a shower, get ready then get the train into work.

    As others have said it's all about eating breakfast at work!
     
  14. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Get woken up by missus alarm. She get's ready. I snooze for a bit. Then she usually ends up pushing me out of bed when she's changed and ready to go. I usually slur and mutter words (I don't function well in the mornings). We then get into my car. Smoke a cigarette. Drop her off to work. If I got work that day, then I drive home, get showered, changed etc. If I have a day off then its back to bed :)
     
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    Wake up, snooze untill im late, make a brew, smoke a cig whilst drinking said brew, clean my nashers, scrub my skin, toodle pip off to whatever im doing that day.

    Standard morning really.
     
  16. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    drive to work fag ftw.
     
  17. Moskit

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    Mrs gets up @ 7am, I make a angry grunting noise & go back to sleep until 7.50am when we have to leave. 50 min drive, drop her off, bowl into work around 9'ish...

    Large mug of Coffee, sort out my e-mails, do at least 30 min work before coming on here.

    Flit between work & here, from then till 11am, when I have taste panel duty (I work for a company that produces breakfast cereal for M&S, Morrisons, Sainsbury & ASDA) so get free breakfast.

    Back to do a bit of work, flit between here & work until 2'ish.

    Grab a sarnie, or heat up stuff i've prepared to bring with me.

    Either take an hour lunch & leave at 5pm, 30 min to leave at 4.30pm, or just eat while i'm working to leave at 4pm.

    Mrs finishes at 4.45pm, try to stop myself from going for a pint if pos...

    Pretty average really.
     
  18. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    iPod Alarm goes off at 7:15am but I usually get woken by the kids before that. If I don't then snooze button a couple of times until half 7. Go get my 10 month old daughter and bring her into the bedroom. She plays with various things on the bedside cabinets (remote controls, deodorant cans, after shave bottles etc but she ain't touching the iPod!) while the missus and I try to snooze and simultaneously stop her from falling off the bed.

    7:45 I get up, get changed for work, brush my teeth then go downstairs, with my daughter, to give my 6 year old son his cereal. Put daughter in her high chair and make my lunch. Cut up some melon and strawberries for my brekky at work and give some cut up strawberries to my daughter to eat while I make my sons packed lunch for school. At about 8:15 - 8:20 I leave the house to walk to work with iPod on very loud with either some of my mixes/forum mixes, Hospital podcasts or Hip Hop and wave my bass hands in the air like a nutter while smoking a ciggy. (I don't give a fuck what people think!)

    8:30 I get to work. Walk into my office and greet my technicians. Make a brew, eat fruit and browse the forums for last nights new threads/posts while waiting for the onslaught of dumbass teachers to ring me with pathetic jobs.
     
  19. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Hahah well at the moment i've been put solely on the goods in/out section at work so i'm by myself most of the time.. But its not like i'm going completely shit faced, just a little tickle like. Make the morning not so shit and glum :)
     
  20. Dave Dexcell

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    I wake up early my missus makes me a coffee we have a fag read the paper/check facebook etc get washed and dressed drive into town for 12 where I will meet smarty we will then drive to mine and make tunes till the evening!