This could be your lucky day! I happen to be selling one of these for a friend who has no internet. PM me if you're interested.
They really are amazing, and very simple to use. They have a regular line-out so you can hook it up to pretty much anything and start jamming, recording samples, or whatever you choose to use it for. I've had mine for about a year and wouldn't be without it now. Check this if you haven't already:-