your thoughts on masturbation (prolly nsfw)

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  1. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    i love wanking
    yes i do
    whoo whoo whoo


    any serious responses will be slagged upon
    :teeth: means joke ya?
     
  2. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Re: your thoughts on masturbation

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  3. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    wanking is cool infact im gunna start getting paid £20 per hand shady soon aswell plus my exspences to get into london..

    wicked !!!

    a free day record hunting and the latest copy of hussler and a small glass of hand shandy ... only get 1 day off a wk but if i was in a postion id go as much as i could,what an earner !!!!

    i dont have a nympho lady whos gunna pay me for scrammbled eggs so fup it .... i get paid for wanking

    life is on the up for once ...
     
  4. Naib

    Naib Member

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    Best bit is

    Men you gotta WANK!!!! (that or regular sex)

    decreases the risk of Prostate cancer!!!
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    OI APPLES :pICS OR STFU
     
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  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Really ? I tried not bothering for three months as an experiment. Kinda wierd. I know but hey try it you might like it you bunch of wankers:chainsaw:
     
  7. Bad Ace

    Bad Ace Close2Death

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    proud of it!!!!!
     
  8. checkmabadself

    checkmabadself A gift from punjab

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  9. deadaelus

    deadaelus Laughter in the Slaughter

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    its better if you have a shaved package...:thumbsup:

    Cause hair can get caught in your parts

    :shit_happ
     
  10. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    choking the chicken?

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  11. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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  12. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Do you shave right back to the skin?

    Porno style!

    Wank, wank, wank, wank!
     
  13. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    I dont think about it I just do it/.
     
  14. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Damn skippy. As natural as your cock in your hand.
     
  15. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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  16. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    The daily flogging was giving me a case for random boner...so now I cut it down to tri-weekly. just to relieve the pressure.
    outherwise I'd end up at the local bar tearing open anything I could (mud ducks)
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    those ducks are mine fes you stay away from them.
     
  18. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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  19. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I heard your poll was only for you.
     
  20. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Who let Fozzy near photoshop..damn he's dangerous !!!
    :piss: