Your mums so fat.....

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    i jumped on her stomach and high-fived jesus.
     
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    Mish Mash Well-Known Member

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    when she walked past the tv I missed 4 programmes
     
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  4. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    your mommas so fat that last time she seen 90210 was on a scale
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Your mums so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit
     
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    DJ_LR Dirty Buisness.

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    Win!!
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Your mums so fat she is at serious risk of dying.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Your mums so fat but such a nice woman now I can see why we are such good mates.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    your mumma so fat she cost the nhs money
     
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    ... your dads been fucking me for the last 8 months
     
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    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Your mum is so fat, your father no longer finds her sexually attractive, their marriage is now in trouble.
     
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    Your mums so fat I took her out for a slap up seafood dinner & never called her again
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    your momma so fat because i kept feeding her and feeding her and feeding her
     
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    your mums so fat she needs an endoscopic camera and a barge pole to apply her tampons
     
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    Your mums so fat we're in her right now...
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Your mum is so fat she bleeds gravy, she is also very poor, I see her walking down the road the other day with one shoe on, I asked if she had lost one but she said ''No I've found one''
     
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    Your mums so fat her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.....
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Your mum is so fat she may as well be american
     
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    Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out.
     
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