Your mums so fat.....

i jumped on her stomach and high-fived jesus.

 

when she walked past the tv I missed 4 programmes

 

your mommas so fat that last time she seen 90210 was on a scale

 

Win!!

 

Your mums so fat she is at serious risk of dying.

 

your mumma so fat she cost the nhs money

 

... your dads been fucking me for the last 8 months

 

Your mum is so fat, your father no longer finds her sexually attractive, their marriage is now in trouble.

 

your momma so fat because i kept feeding her and feeding her and feeding her

 

your mums so fat she needs an endoscopic camera and a barge pole to apply her tampons

 

Your mums so fat we're in her right now...

 

Your mum is so fat she bleeds gravy, she is also very poor, I see her walking down the road the other day with one shoe on, I asked if she had lost one but she said ''No I've found one''

 

Your mums so fat her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.....

 

Your mum is so fat she may as well be american

 

Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out.