Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Oct 10, 2011.
i jumped on her stomach and high-fived jesus.
when she walked past the tv I missed 4 programmes
your mommas so fat that last time she seen 90210 was on a scale
Your mums so fat she uses cheat codes for wii fit
Your mums so fat she is at serious risk of dying.
Your mums so fat but such a nice woman now I can see why we are such good mates.
your mumma so fat she cost the nhs money
... your dads been fucking me for the last 8 months
Your mum is so fat, your father no longer finds her sexually attractive, their marriage is now in trouble.
Your mums so fat I took her out for a slap up seafood dinner & never called her again
your momma so fat because i kept feeding her and feeding her and feeding her
your mums so fat she needs an endoscopic camera and a barge pole to apply her tampons
Your mums so fat we're in her right now...
Your mum is so fat she bleeds gravy, she is also very poor, I see her walking down the road the other day with one shoe on, I asked if she had lost one but she said ''No I've found one''
Your mums so fat her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.....
Your mum is so fat she may as well be american
Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out.
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