YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLS YOU UP.... @ 4.00AM.... AND TELLS YOU....

EWOKS

POTATOES GONNA POTATE
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she is eating for three....



would you rather she was:

A) Pregnant with twins?

B) The front of the human centipede?
 

SIRUS

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She deserves to eat for 3 as she is 4 times the size of any man, and that's how i like it.

her vast blubber is like ten extra tits.

i tease feed her cake for fourplay. her dribble is lube.

i cover myself in pancakes and we play dawn of the dead whilst i dance naked all lively and in her face, she eats me everytime and there is nothing wrong with that. nothing.
 
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