YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLS YOU UP.... @ 4.00AM.... AND TELLS YOU....

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    she is eating for three....



    would you rather she was:

    A) Pregnant with twins?

    B) The front of the human centipede?
     
  2. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    C) Stay asleep and don't even wake up to ignore the call from the useless wench.
     
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  3. Dagz

    Dagz JEDI MASTER

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    D) Being suffocated by a pillow
     
  4. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    definitely B
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    F) Korens
     
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  6. Ganja Fiend

    Ganja Fiend Member

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    i don't even...
     
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    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    G) all of the above.
     
  8. johneysvk

    johneysvk hello

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    H) all of the below
     
  9. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    She deserves to eat for 3 as she is 4 times the size of any man, and that's how i like it.

    her vast blubber is like ten extra tits.

    i tease feed her cake for fourplay. her dribble is lube.

    i cover myself in pancakes and we play dawn of the dead whilst i dance naked all lively and in her face, she eats me everytime and there is nothing wrong with that. nothing.
     
  10. grubbers

    grubbers bag of smashed

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    Don't have a girlfriend to call me at 4 am.


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  11. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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  12. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Are you sure she didnt say....

    "im eating 3 dicks"

    you know how words can get all twisted when you wake up.
     
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  13. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Eating for Free? like a buffet ting?
     
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  14. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Haha.

    Dugg's still sounds the best to me. Fuck answering the phone... Got work in the morning bruv.
     
  15. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    I'd just ring her back at 7 and shout at her