Your fav dumbasses at a dnb night

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  1. bongobongo

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    Lets all post the fav thing a you've heard come out of someone's mouth at a dnb night. I'll get started as I've just been to hospital at heaven so I have shit loads.

    - I like nulogic how comes there not here?
    Because nu tone and logistics a nulogic and there playing seperate sets tonight.
    - SPY drops true romance and 70% of people didn't realise what it was - depressing.
    - I wish this was at O2 brixton there were loads of birds there
    But it's a shit venue the sound is shit..
    Yea but there's bare birds to take home are you gay ?
    -Who's klute what the fuck r u on about mate?
     
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    Vote to change thread title to "Your fav dumbasses at a dnb".



    Only thing that pisses me off are the cunts who stand round the edges with a permanent screwface. Mugs.


    Don't know what its like now, but i used to like Brixton Acedmy, i considered it more like a festival than a rave venue when taking the sound into account. From what i remember if you were on either side of the stage close to the ridiculous sub stacks either side it was heavy as fuck.
     
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  3. bongobongo

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    Always hated brixton myself, I prefer smaller venues now days seems to be a better vibe and that. With the exception of fabric I'll allow room 1.
     
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    Does that mean you like room 1? Or you dont? As in "nah man 'llow it!" So confusing.
     
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    Obviously I wouldn't say it, I'm no commoner :ahmed:
     
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    snooty ahmed smiley taking off in a big way imo...


    anyway...

    "i can't wait to see calibre, he's my favourite".... pronouncing it "cal-ee-bray"
     
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    When is Jason Status on?
     
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    I know what you mean. Few of my mates refuse to believe thats not how you pronounce it.

    And even if that was how you pronounced it, it sounds fucking shit.
     
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    lol but it's just english? calibre is always pronounced, well, calibre.?

    idiots.

    I hate topless people, I do not want to have another mans sweat all over me. I am usually sweaty enough without help thank you very much.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    but grinding on you with my clothes on just feels too sanitary.

    sory xx
     
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    "oh.. my boyfriend took me here, never really been to anything like this before... but the dubstep is cool"

    at a dnb.
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    "Are you Lomax?"
     
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    I got asked if i was Ironlung when i had a set before him. Im guessing theyre a bit dim/never heard Ironlung because i didnt play a single jump up tune.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I got asked if I was High Contrast at a Mr Scruff show...

    if you have curly hair you apparently look like anyone else with curly hair
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    i got asked if i was danwell on a boat party at outlook last year
     
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    Bahahaha,

    saw this fella at the bar in fabric few years ago who i swore was High Contrast. Turns out it was :D. (was a solid guess though considering it was Hospitality @ Fabric)
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    this was followed up by gay rape?
     
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    i can make exceptions for certain people.

    you are forgiven x
     
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    there was a ram night in 2012, where high contrast was headlining instead of andy... and me and my mate were chilling in room, 3 where the tunes were decent but it was pretty dead, and he got chatting to some bird, was getting on quite well... and then high contrast wondered in and sat next to said bird, who apparently was quite friendly with high contrast... she then paid no attention to my mate for the rest of the night.

    my mate got cockblocked by high contrast.
     
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