You walk into your bedroom and see this-nsfw

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    asking him gently why it took so long to come out as adolfine and turning the music on as high as it gets.



    uh YEAH. he's dancin' like a butterfly. dada, left right, left right.
    everyone deserves a second chance.
     
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    I politely remind your mother I have asked repeatedly that she calls to tell she is going to stop over rather than just turning up unannounced.
     
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    fuck her in the anoose
     
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    William, Samuel, very good men, top marks and flying colours, but the correct answer is of course to murder your family because of scooters pokemans bullshit

    So my work crush told me about that each town has one gym and each gym has a poke-master which means there is a poke-master of each small town who's a figure of notable repute and respect??!!?

    Returning to the figure above, the garter belt is fascinating but kind of dumb, never understood the appeal. The rest is, what looks like, the usual soon to be very dead bag of bones and flipping heck my breath is foul erk didn't brush and didn't get laid last night wtf what's my life coming to. But naked pic on my phone this morning so it isn't all bad
     
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    Educate her on white privilege.

    Stab repeatedly with broken glass in neck.

    Lay on your back, curl your cock round to your bum & piss up your own rectum.

    Fart piss out of bum into open neck wound.

    Clean & stitch wound, cuddle, tell her everything's going to be ok.

    Inject Heroin into eyeballs.

    Google "Pokestops"

    Quick Brunch.

    Return home to murder entire family.
     
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    is that you karl? CAUSE WE ALL KNOW CRUSHES BE FOR WIMMINZ NI66A!

    REAL MEN DON'T HAVE CRUSHES, 12 YEAR OLDS HAVE CRUSHES, REAL MEN SEE A YATTY HE LIKES AND SHOOTS FROM THE HIP LIKE "AYOMYSIZE, YOUR LOOKING PIFF TODAY YEAH, MEET YOU ON THE CORNER AT 8, WILL TAKE YOU OUT FOR A FEW DRINKS THEN GIVE YOU DICK!" or something like that ..... not giggle in the corner like a school kid gazing at your crush across the office like a pussy, PFFFFFT:teeth:

     
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    Well if I was you Clud, I'd be concerned about the Honeypot Lynch Mob hiding in the toilet
     
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    I'd ask her what the function of the thread was and say in my best Sean Connery:
    "I washnt exshpecting you shince we had that lovely sheafood dinner and I never called you again. Now shtop darkening my doorsh"
     
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    That's one hairy beaver.
     
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    Feral and thick
     
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    so whats the point here?

    is there a right answer?
     
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    yeah, right answer was Sean Connery that shit!
     
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    Did she have any spare change?
     
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    he.
     
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    It's not hairy, that's just shade, so you honestly think a girl who would wear garter belt with stay-ups (terminology might be off here, never was much into fancy lingerie fashion which hasn't changed since the 1830s) and no underwear, that funeral net in the forehead with no hat and two glasses of champagna would show up without a clean shaven vag? Not only that but a feral unkempt cow dung pile styled bush? Haha or long coarse grey grandma strands
    Yeah well the jokes on you Jack, because my work crush is a man.
     
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    good good, that's what we like to hear, cause women are for queers right?

    also I reckon she has a nice tidy bush, in the shape of a swastika maybe, bit of bling in there . . .

    still, would bang!