Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dark Lizardro, Jul 10, 2014.
not entirely sure i need to see it. last time you said that was a total gip. can you describe it for... wait, i still havent replied about your new song, have i?
It's a little game about the Brazil X Germany match. And no, you still haven't said a word. But I assumed it was because you're "off to france, botchos!".
aha, true that, and i still am. in france i mean, you can only be off so many times in one go. but ill get back to you soon about that.
holy shit, it just hit me, holland vs brazil this weekend! dont get your hopes up bodo. i just wouldnt if i were you. but still, fate is the most curious thing, is it not! anyway im gonna strap in and do 600 pages of reports now. catch you on the flipside
can u find a game that involves a fryed up hooker that screams my name?
haha can you find a game like that.
yes. i hear in oz you can burn hookers with a cigarette if you want. just got to pay for it is all.
come to think of it, isnt that the case with all hookers? surely once youre in there, you can burn her with gasoline and a match, in fact, i think its pretty much mandatory.
wonder what the rates are for that. think its more expensive? or less?
because im thinking less. in fact, alot less.
A Swedish guy, who lives in Holland, enters a French bar...
FINISH THE FKING STORY also,
order me some golf shoes, no footing at all here
... and then asks the Irish bartender (who happens to be born in Scotland)...
i'll get an extensive price list of all the depraved things they'll do for money
If you could find out how much it would cost for them to break Karl so that he can't move and I can just pleasure myself with his live but petrified orifices I would appreciate it
Shut up sam you stupid white fool.
First of all they are girls. Which means it's like fighting an infant. So you'd have to pay a whole football team of whites and even then my penis is still likely to come out victorious.
Secondly, I never got into pain and sex as a combo. Strange as it may seem, it's. .. It just hurts, I don't see the attraction, I really don't. Except for this one night back in the fall of 2006 when me and this girl I used to know were exploring the sexual effects of GHB and yay. She punched me over 16 times in the eye, and then squished it with her thumb. I had a black eye so dark it looked like someone had tried to kill me. The cool thing was that because of how swollen it got, it smoothed out the wrinkles under my eye.
These sex games quickly get out of hand though, and through some horrific events we had to stop taking GHB.
Thirdly never break me or and then pleasure yourself, I must be in mint condition always for my great work. The great work. X
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Ark the suspense is killing me, what's with the juicy morsels? ?
I aint playing this til I get the guy round the track in QWOP athletics, been hard at that one for 6 years now.
Round the track? All I can make him do is this physically impossible backwards bend which I always thought rather heroic but also quite useless
The knee shuffle? Shuffled along til the first jump, then fell backwards at a ridiculously slow speed
"Where's the bathroom?" - asked the swedish
"Gae straecht! Than turn reit!" - said the scottish/irish bartender
Then, when the swedish guy finally found the bathroom door, he notices it's heavily guarded by a japanese thug (who happens to be born in Singapura) and...
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