You know you're a d 'n b producer when...

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  1. Charlie Van Pelt

    Charlie Van Pelt Charles N. Charge

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    Apologies if you've already seen this thread at DNB Scene or DNBSouljahz, but here I go anyway:

    ...You fast for 40 days and 40 nights hoping that your stomach makes that really evil noise so you can sample it.

    ...You can't listen to music without overanalyzing it.

    ...You bought that Justin Timberlake single 'cause "the snare is just sick."

    ...All those finger drums you used to do on house fixtures are now regular sources of inspiration.

    ...Instead of saying "shut up," you say "Put a lowpass filter with zero cutoff on your mouth."

    Chuck :drums:
     
  2. jyodog

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    You fast for 40 days and 40 nights hoping that your stomach makes that really evil noise so you can sample it.

    LOL:smash:
     
  3. Wylie D

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    Heavy Heavy jokes!!! not gonna admit if any of them are true
     
  4. Affliction

    Affliction thought size didnt matter

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    I was like that for about 3 years! it was fuckin awful it really killed my passion for music for a long time :shake: Luckily i got through that, and now i can listen to music through producers and / or consumers ears
    no, but i did borrow the album off my mate cos the engineering was so good :oops:
    Absolutely!! im always finger drumming, it drives people mental :lol:
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  5. Charlie Van Pelt

    Charlie Van Pelt Charles N. Charge

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    ...You failed your driving exam 'cause you wrote "Red means stop, green means bo."

    Chuck :drums: