You know your a Legend when...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by IV4, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    :borf: Legend

    Nothing?

    Anyway can someone please put in context how we are suppose to use borf as a smiley?
     
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  2. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    IT'S YOU'RE!!!!!!
     
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  3. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Yeah so basically this is a thread set up to catch pedant's out.

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  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    1. when someones "borfing". hard. that means when theyre born in st. dailymail hospital, went to the school of "my dad always told me", then the high school of "its down to common sense" and graduated w. hons. from "what some bloke down the pub told me" university, but not only that, went on to major in the gym of "on the wrong steroids" (minor in "dumbell in one hand, beer bottle in the otherÄ) and as a hobbyist poetry writer (i mean does this man do it all or what?? is he not the epitome of accomplishment and attraction??) coined, but magnanimously refused to copywrite the deep deep poetery word write and clever rapping skills "i develop in the dark, like pictures" a phrase of somewhat questionable notoriety, but then wales and technology, and so forth, well, suffice to say they still consider video rentals new. on vhs. i hsear "show girls" is just coming out and "waterworld" was a big success.

    2. the full image is borf looking laser-smug wearing the blue "borf-glasses", a hawaii shirt, and two of waleses fines blondes which to the rest of the world would qualify as genetic debris. and thats putting it lightly.

    so knowing the forum a little, the way you do, and with this info at hand, you can probably work out a few reasons why there is a borf smiley.
    borf was the first orf, for instance. also worth mentioning is is korens, smoking in mosques, somalians, you know what i think its safe to say ethnicities in genral.
    htere was more but i have to do a thing, x
     
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  5. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    there is just so much that the noobs dont know. it must be weird joining the forum these days, would be like picking up a book and starting to read from the middle.

    sometimes i'll make a hilarious reference to some kind of everything on a waffle meme, literally creasing as i type, imagining getting 50 thanks and high fives all round, only then realising that 90% of the people who would get the joke are no longer here.
     
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  6. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    rad
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i know right? i need to get with the times. whats funny these days? just laughing at ahmed/rusket as far as i can tell.

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    you know what though? i reckon we need a hombre's tache smiley.
     
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  8. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    True, that creepy one he posted
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Karl, I'm touched. You remember so much about me.

    I think someone's in love.

    :borf:
     
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    ;)
     
  11. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Were you cross dressing in that photo Borf? I vaguely remember something like that could be wrong though I think you might have had flousies on each arm..
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    love! remember?! youre 90% of the reasons im even on the internet at all, forget about remember.
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha, nah. It was hawaiian theme. So I gota mega gay flowery shirt and flowery necklace on. Plus two bitches on my arm like I do.

    Awww, you're making me blush.
     
  14. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    this thread makes me feel all :borf: all over.
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Tone makes me feel all :carlton: all over
     
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    * See sig/thread
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    we really need a :hero tash: smiley
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    word. i dont know how it came about but considering the lack of talent involved im glad you cupped your junk and moonwalked with it.
     
  19. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    sooo true.

    thats why im not here anymore aswell.

    reading this thread and a few others cracked me up quite a good bit tho :))

    missing the old days - standard.