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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jan 9, 2012.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember VIP Junglist

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    wake up from smokin shit loads of green ur eyes feel cold.

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    no i really dont.

    sounds refreshing tho
     
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    ..wake up from smoking hitloads of green and you passed out in bed with half your clothes on not having brushed your teeth, surrounded by mars bar wrappers and emptied Chinese take away containers and there's this thin grey film lining the entire inside of your mouth? That lining is mostly bacteria. Covering the inside of your entire mouth.
     
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    Not really. They feel heavy because i dont blink when i spark up (reason i cant wear contact lens' whilst blazing, after 2 or 3 minutes it feels like im dragging sandpaper across my eyes when i try and blink). And i have that stereotypical eyes half closed look for half the day after a heavy sesh.
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya VIP Junglist

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    Nah man, sounds nice to me, they feel like their stuck together sometimes
     
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    I like it when the top lids feel heavy and there's seemingly nothing in the world you can do to keep them up but it's no big deal because you've still got partial control of the lower set no wait there they go off feeling heavy.. But upwards like.. And hey presto; your perception of the world is now in letterbox format!
     
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    Thats why everything seems so epic when your stoned. Its like watching 300 or Mission impossible. But its right there man! In front of your eyes dude!
     
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    that white shit in the corner of your mouth....wtf is that shit
     
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    the corner of YOUR mouth?...











    ....semen :teeth:
     
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    Armed knows... ;)
     
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    hahaha i like your weed stereotypes. sounds like me
     
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    Thankyou, to be honest I don't find them very hard to do.
    I just read all of Ahmed's posts b2b every two or so weeks, add a little bit of Hollywood magic, some smoke and mirrors you know 'cos the public always loves a bit of showmanship and there you have it; I just made two and a half people snicker slightly over their tea and jam toast on the internet!