You idiot

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by RocksteadyUK, Aug 8, 2012.

  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    now.. i dont usually condone this sort of facebook shariing fraff... but this actually made me smile...



    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD :

    1. YOU can't count your hair
    2. YOU can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. YOU can't breathe when your tongue is out
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    Put your tongue back in fool.




    10 Things I know about you...

    1) YOU are reading this
    2) YOU are human.
    3) YOU can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
    4) YOU just attempted to do it
    6) YOU are laughing inwardly at yourself
    7) YOU have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
    8) YOU just checked to see if there is a No.5
    9) YOU laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
    10) YOU are probably going to send this to see who else falls for itSee more
     
  2. Salvus

    Salvus Member

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    Haha, I did everything it said haha. Some old granny just saw me sticking my tongue out. She loved it
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    me too... i enjoy those things.

    theres one like

    you are now breathing manually
    take your hand of your face
    uncross your legs
     
  4. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    i can do this, this is easy. i look ridiculous. but i can do this.
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Thats the point. Everyone can. But you look stupid.
     
  6. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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    ...oh
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    hahaha my hand was on my balls not my face
     
  8. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    im pretty sure there is a photoshooooop or ms paint in this comment... but im to tired to find it