You go upstairs to your girlfriends bedroom and see this ..........

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    You go upstairs to your girlfriends bedroom and see this ..........

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    what would you do next ............ ?
     
  2. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    hold my nose about an inch away from her ass hoping and ready for any death farts or smells so i can fill my lungs up with them
     
  3. Quartus

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    Oh sweety, hanging around all day.
     
  4. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Haha! On a serious tip tho, ummm call the police. I've learned my lesson about doing anything other than. You definetey don't wanna move the body. That's a big nono.
     
  5. WACKDOSE

    WACKDOSE LAFFYTAFFY

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    Grab her legs and swinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. Then probably use her fingers to clean my ass.
     
  6. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Ha. I broke your thanks cherry.
     
  7. WACKDOSE

    WACKDOSE LAFFYTAFFY

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    You've been breaking everybody's thanks cherries. SLUT.
     
  8. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I'd fapp uncontrolably

    and probably slip a cheeky finger in there too.
     
  9. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    so all of the sick comments are probably from single blokes .. weirdest thread ever ... why get the girlfriends involved i dunno .. pantys brain is definitely one of the more sinister
     
  10. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    i would phone the relevant authorities and try not to touch anything

































    apart from myself maybe :gslayer:
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Firstly I would congratulate myself in achieving the goal of making her look like a Jew from the holocaust. Then I'd put on my favourite cat costume, crawl around the floor and feather little blows at her feet. Then spend an hour licking my balls.
     
  12. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i'd get the local paper and ring a prostitute to come round. then i'd put the duvet on the radiator, get it all warm, as the doorbell rings i'd throw the body in bed and put the duvet over her. i'd tell this ho that its my girlfriends birthday, she swings both ways and this is her treat from me. obviously i'd get a blow job first, then send the girl upstairs saying that the g/f's having a cat nap, go and surprise her, its always been her fantasy to be awoke by another woman eating her out.

    then i'd run.....
     
  13. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    ?????????????????????



    It's fucking 9:45 in the morning. The coffee machine is broken and now this?
     
  14. Moskit

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    Serves her right really...

    If i've told her once, i've told her twice...

    Bad things happen when you leave the Kitchen.
     
  15. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    I would put a Margaret Thatcher mask on her and fulfill my wildest fantasy with her dead body.
     
  16. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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