You Dont Understand Who I Was Supposed To Be

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What did you dream of becoming when you were in your pre-teens - early teens. Never really had dreams of becoming anything when I was young think I knew already I had been set aside for endeavours of debauched excess, think if there was a job of building camps in the woods that would have excited me, though a man building a hideout in the woods doesnt go down to well with hindsight. Lone ship captain aswell, could be good, sailing the open seas.

    What were your dreams, dont fucking say DJ or producer or I'll have your fucking balls for boring the shit out of everyone
     
  2. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    RAF Pilot. Thanks to Drum & Bass and Weed.... i never bothered actually following it through. Done the whole Air Cadet thing.... got a Flying Scholorship.... then POW!!! Oh Hai dnb... thanks for making me think that being a DJ would be more fun!! BASTARD MUSIC! hahaha
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i wanted to be a doctor, but my fear of sick people was holding me back a bit.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Iv always wanted to have dog kennels... i will one day.
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I honestly can't remember, don't think I ever aspired to any trade...

    Thats why I took Media Studies & got really high on every drug under the Rainbow for 6 years after I left School, then realised i'd better try & blag the highest paid job using my skills of lying & tricking people into thinking i'm awesome & alot more talented than I really am...

    Worked out quite well considering.
     
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  6. mikey-bizzle-08

    mikey-bizzle-08 WASTEMAN!

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    When i was a kid i wanted to be an archaeologist! I think watching too much Indiana Jones has something to do with that though
     
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    JJEC Active Member

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    Always wanted to be a pilot whether it was for the RAF or just commercial. Never really did anything about it though. I can fly a glider though, better than nothing. And racked some hours up on flight simulator.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Football player...nothing else really. Very exciting innit.. :teeth:
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i wanted to burn down my neighbors barn, in which someone in my brothers family had hung himself. and kill his fucking dog, dolly. rabid fucking junkyard doberman, on a loong, loong chain. sometimes wed sneak by the dog and into the barn and if you caught the light just right, and it might just have been me, but i wanted to be a diver when i was a kid. thats my earliest recollection. diver.
    incidentally i got my divers license in northern norway just passing through, and diving is pretty claustrophobic and there is no damn air and uncontrolled ascension and so.
     
  10. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i wanted to be a rally driver

    then realised you needed to have a quite a bit of time and money spare
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Diving under German U-Boats, probably the most logical thing I've ever read of yours. The dog stuff is the gravy though, do you believe your a dog?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i did go wreck diving in the caribbean but im not licensed. there are three levels of diving and number three is wreck diving, i only got one. but that depends on what you think a dog is?
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I remembered...

    I wanted to be a Black.

    I was badass as fuck, had access to a whole bunch of drugs, guns & bitches.

    Spent all my dinner money on rims, kfc, pager, watermelon.

    Stole bikes.

    Fu-Schnickens, Dungarees, Sony Walkman, kick Cats.

    But my Parents couldn't afford a Negroplasty & I sucked at Basketball/100m sprint.

    Shame.

    I would've made a great Black.

    :(
     
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  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    would you bollocks, you dont need the surgery when youre like me. but you would and ill tell you why, you are not gifted enough in the penis area first of all, second of all you have no taste in music (as in black music), third you talk and walk all corny and mong, fourth you played water polo your whole childhood and your uncle touched your dick. limp bizkit, couple of breezers, a microwave pizza and some blend ciggys more like.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    When I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Teddy you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job".
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i always wanted to be a prirate. my granma still has the cardboard anchor and swords n shit from when i was a kid. fuckin shit up on the stairwell :gun:
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Hey Karl, you should type the posts directed at me the same colour as you name, what with the utter stench of jealousy & contempt at my complete & utter supeiority.

    Hey Teddy, you're fucking awesome & i'm a little gay for you/your arms & your Dad.
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    pro skateboarder but i wasnt really good enuf then i broke my arm and its still fucked
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im not jelus of you (never ever) your a nob. there, hows that.
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    oh and before i forget, reggae is still shit. x