You consider yourself straight...

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You consider yourself straight... [nsfw]

    But secretly you would consider sucking a leng if there were no negative repurcussions.

    In before OP is a faggot.

    Discuss.
     
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  2. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    Almost Deffiantly most probably Not, Y-No.
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  5. Floating Hunter

    Floating Hunter Well-Known Member

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    here's a weird one...everybody has a cheeky wank nothig new or special there
    but if every man could suck his own dick, would that become the new cheeky wank?
     
  6. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i reckon so... wouldn't want my own jizz in my mouth, but just to warm myself up ;)
     
  7. Thin and crispy

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  8. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    A leng is a gun by the way.....and no I would not suck on a gun.
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Leng can be a gun, yes.

    Leng can also be an abbreviation of Length.

    You're skirting the question Samuel... I think you would suck my winkey, but then get all aggressive afterwards, call me a queer & try to violently assault me to quash your homosexual experience.

    But we both know what really happened, you're in love & thats all that matters.
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    ah moskit... bringing me the aftrnoon entertainment i require ♥
     
  11. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Get your scraper out that barrel, this aint even a question that would come up at 7am after an all night session.

    And for the record I wouldn't suck dick, even if I could my own.
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Drop a heavy thread on us then...

    Just a little light hearted entertainment, don't get your leng in a twist buddy :2thumbs:
     
  13. luciduk

    luciduk Active Member

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    sure is faggotry around here in here.
     
  14. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Its like trying to suck a mole through a 10p juice cup straw. Pointless and stupid. All gays are pointless and stupid. There I said it.
     
  15. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Don't stick that on me, I`m too brain dead to come up with anything, I`m really a general section head but I just like to come in here and spread some negativity :finger2:
     
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  16. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    You can't inb4 on the first post. Therefore you are a faggot.

    And no, I wouldn't suck a length in total honesty.
     
  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    is this your subtle way of trying to find more sexual partners Moskit?
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    The last two posters are so BLATANTLY closet homosexual its like you painted your posts with the fucking rainbow.

    Hombre J - Prefers to be molested, actively opens himself up for molestation so as to not let on he would kill his own grandmother for the meer sniff of a ripe bellend.

    Herojuana - Moustached proactive practasing bear, clad in leather & ogling hockey buddies in the showers on the regs.

    Think of me as an agony uncle guys, a key to your future happiness, don't fight it, embrace it.

    :2thumbs:
     
  19. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Don't front Greddie, i've lived in Brighton, I know how "straight guys" get down there.

    You don't have to hide anymore, its ok...