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  1. wobbie

    wobbie Echidna VIP Junglist

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    Its between B & C for me. C seems the sensible option but having music and not being celebate for 20 years would be very tempting.
    What would YOU choose?
     
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    can deal without pussy when i've got 3 tons of skunk, plus i'll learn how to play guitar to keep myself entertained.

    the mp3 player on b is uselss as that piece of shit looks like it could hold no more than a couple gb. and you can't get by on a couple gb of tunes for 20 years.
     
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    i'd catch a shark and fashion spears out of its teeth.

    thus i'd be protected from wild animals and still have the willing girl
     
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    bitches booze guns an money
    dont matter if the bitches are lesbians i have a gun
     
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    c...... 3 tons!!!
     
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    Lassy's balloon knot would be ruined after year one.
     
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    C. Just to get off the island asap of course
     
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    bet that boats got an mp3 player on it. All modern yachts have mp3 players right?
     
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    You do realize tho that after 5 years, when your dogfood is gone the dogs surely are not going to eat marihuana do you?
     
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    Its clearly A.

    C is good but what are you gonna do with no lighters and rizla?? it would drive you insane. Also - you can have all the weed in the world, but if u havnt got something to look at/fap over for 12 years ul go mad!!

    So i choose A. Gonna go fritzl on those bitches while im hammered. And then shoot some stuff. And then you kill the other bitch right before you get saved and u got $10 million = sorted for life.
     
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    b,but again c is not bad,but b is final..
     
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    mans be getting jealous and ting
     
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    I'll be honest I don't like rottweilers I'd be horrified at spending more than a couple of hours patting them. Dogs are hard work. Also If I could swap them for the girl in b I'd be happy. You need another human being to keep you sane gents...
     
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    A then after 3 years turn it into B then bread the local wildlife to become my pets and more than likly there will be weed growing ont he island so probably end up C.
     
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    What were you thinking of trying to domesticate weevil?


    I think if I chose B it would end up looking a bit like this...

     
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