Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Aug 13, 2012.
you post up a good enough chat up line for her....
scratch and sniff is in this year...fancy being my test subject?
AW SHIT BITSH. WHATS GOOD HOE. TINA EARN YOUR FUCKING WEED. any of these get me the money you say so and ill be forced to skype with her for a bit. cant go out the country with this damn probation
They call me the baker, cause I fill tarts with cream
i lost this time
shut up and get in the van.
'Ah babe, you have just the most beautiful shins b2b eyelids'
How much does a polor bear weigh? I don't know either, but it broke the ice.
What's your sister look like? Need some motivation
I would slam you like an old Ford Escort's door.
and give her a smile
Don't worry, you don't have to put up with Stanleys epic Shittery anymore my darling, I tell you what, go give that Ample Sized Pongy Scruff a good rinse out in the Sink, cus' Daddy needs to be sick out the end of his Skinflute you Binty little Fuck Puppet... Chop Chop!
"I WILL PUT VEGETABLES INSIDE YOU" -matty nuera
^ Tried and tested, works everytime.
u mean veg as in veg?
or is your cock in a vegetative state
excuse me love, does this drink taste of Rohypnol to you?
''You any good at table tennis?''
''Wanna play tonsil tennis?''
u single? cos lad...well...u know...thats shockin
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