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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    you post up a good enough chat up line for her....
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    scratch and sniff is in this year...fancy being my test subject?
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    AW SHIT BITSH. WHATS GOOD HOE. TINA EARN YOUR FUCKING WEED. any of these get me the money you say so and ill be forced to skype with her for a bit. cant go out the country with this damn probation
     
  4. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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  5. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i lost this time
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    shut up and get in the van.
     
  7. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    t345e Well-Known Member

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  9. elmaruk

    elmaruk slannndaaaaaaar

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  10. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    What's your sister look like? Need some motivation
     
  11. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    I would slam you like an old Ford Escort's door.
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    "hey"

    and give her a smile
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Don't worry, you don't have to put up with Stanleys epic Shittery anymore my darling, I tell you what, go give that Ample Sized Pongy Scruff a good rinse out in the Sink, cus' Daddy needs to be sick out the end of his Skinflute you Binty little Fuck Puppet... Chop Chop!
     
  14. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    "I WILL PUT VEGETABLES INSIDE YOU" -matty nuera
     
  15. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    ^ Tried and tested, works everytime.
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol:

    u mean veg as in veg?

    or is your cock in a vegetative state
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    excuse me love, does this drink taste of Rohypnol to you?
     
  18. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    ''You any good at table tennis?''

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  19. Triple M

    Triple M Admin

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  20. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    u single? cos lad...well...u know...thats shockin