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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall VIP Junglist

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    you post up a good enough chat up line for her....
     
  2. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks VIP Junglist

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    scratch and sniff is in this year...fancy being my test subject?
     
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    AW SHIT BITSH. WHATS GOOD HOE. TINA EARN YOUR FUCKING WEED. any of these get me the money you say so and ill be forced to skype with her for a bit. cant go out the country with this damn probation
     
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    i lost this time
     
  6. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    shut up and get in the van.
     
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    How much does a polor bear weigh? I don't know either, but it broke the ice.
     
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    What's your sister look like? Need some motivation
     
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    I would slam you like an old Ford Escort's door.
     
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    "hey"

    and give her a smile
     
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    Don't worry, you don't have to put up with Stanleys epic Shittery anymore my darling, I tell you what, go give that Ample Sized Pongy Scruff a good rinse out in the Sink, cus' Daddy needs to be sick out the end of his Skinflute you Binty little Fuck Puppet... Chop Chop!
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT VIP Junglist

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    "I WILL PUT VEGETABLES INSIDE YOU" -matty nuera
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD VIP Junglist

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    ^ Tried and tested, works everytime.
     
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    u mean veg as in veg?

    or is your cock in a vegetative state
     
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    excuse me love, does this drink taste of Rohypnol to you?
     
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    u single? cos lad...well...u know...thats shockin