You are now aware...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    That you are now breathing manually

    That every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears

    That your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision

    That your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth....


    The swallowing one is the most annoying!
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah nice borf. some trick that. cos im not aware of anything much other than the usual. a sense of bereavement and constant stomach churning disgust at everything so far.
     
  3. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    you are now aware OP is a raving fag
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Nah, I don't listen to D&B/Dubstep so stay away from raves.
     
  5. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I have noticed the ear crackling and nose in peripheral vision before so have grown used to it, always thought the ear crackling was a problem that only I had haha. Breathing manually thing doesn't really work, well it does but it doesn't really bother me and the tongue not able to find anywhere comfortable in your mouth one is quite annoying to be honest,
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    my tongue is well comfortable mate. in your mate.
     
  7. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    The "being alive sucks" thread.

    My god, my arms, I don't know where to put them... in my pockets? behind my back? and my eyes where do I look... should my toes be wiggled often enough to stop pins and needles? WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED BORF :mad:
     
  8. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    i am suddenly aware that i need to take a shit

    i blame Borf
     
  9. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    I am now aware that the win thread is getting robbed of its content.
     
  10. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    Your toes are touching.




    And now the back of your neck is starting to itch.





    Don't scratch it you'll only make it worse.
     
  11. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    this shit doesnt even work
     
  12. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    The swallowing one worked on me. The nose thing I've noticed anyway. The tongue one worked a bit too.
     
  13. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    dont think about 2 men kissing.
     
  14. subprime

    subprime Dysjoint

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    Don't think about your mum giving birth to you
     
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  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAAAAAAAAAA the nose thing he says, yeah, how very strange indeed with that monged scrotum potato snuffaluffagus on your face i can imagine you did at some point yeah, surprised you even know where to put your cigarette with that thing on your face
     
  17. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    i wish i could put my arms in my pockets...
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    What's with the hate Karl?

    Go smoke some heroin and chill out or summit.
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    ITT: Kyle belives its 1997
     
  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    breathing manually really fucked me over on k once
    my bro told me make sure you breath cos sometimes you mite stop and die.lol
    wat a cunt