You are now aware...

Borf™

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That you are now breathing manually

That every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears

That your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision

That your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth....


The swallowing one is the most annoying!
 

logikz

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yeah nice borf. some trick that. cos im not aware of anything much other than the usual. a sense of bereavement and constant stomach churning disgust at everything so far.
 

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I have noticed the ear crackling and nose in peripheral vision before so have grown used to it, always thought the ear crackling was a problem that only I had haha. Breathing manually thing doesn't really work, well it does but it doesn't really bother me and the tongue not able to find anywhere comfortable in your mouth one is quite annoying to be honest,
 

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The "being alive sucks" thread.

My god, my arms, I don't know where to put them... in my pockets? behind my back? and my eyes where do I look... should my toes be wiggled often enough to stop pins and needles? WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED BORF :mad:
 

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Your toes are touching.




And now the back of your neck is starting to itch.





Don't scratch it you'll only make it worse.
 

logikz

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HAAAAAAAAAA the nose thing he says, yeah, how very strange indeed with that monged scrotum potato snuffaluffagus on your face i can imagine you did at some point yeah, surprised you even know where to put your cigarette with that thing on your face
 

danwell

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The "being alive sucks" thread.

My god, my arms, I don't know where to put them... in my pockets? behind my back? and my eyes where do I look... should my toes be wiggled often enough to stop pins and needles? WHAT HAVE YOU STARTED BORF :mad:

i wish i could put my arms in my pockets...
 

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breathing manually really fucked me over on k once
my bro told me make sure you breath cos sometimes you mite stop and die.lol
wat a cunt
 
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