You, 43 Russians, 6 kumpquats and an enibriated midget, where....?

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  1. jmzmaloney

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    in russia, i assume....
     
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    No. That's the obvious choice.
    I'm going for Singapore.
     
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    Up my Gary.
     
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    No wait.

    Autistic Cousins colouring book, up my Gary.
     
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    London Zoo? Group booking perhaps? I think the midget gets in for free..
     
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    I did a pic to help illustrate, its my cousin, he can't count too well on the Russian front & I can't see a Midget, however, I think he got the Kumpquats very well indeed considering he doesn't know what they're...

    & look, whos that thats joined the party...

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    Just say its a child init
     
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    Dam square, middle of January, 4am
     
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    sounds like a cicrus
     
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    On the battle field... Use the Russians as a decoy and then soak the midgets in oil, set them alight and fire them out of a mortar.. Opposition wouldn't know what's hit them
     
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    But there's only one midget though Charlie. Haven't thought this through have you? Plus the kumquats would get eaten pretty quickly so really this is a 'what would you do with 43 russians' thread..
     
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    Ah ha, I read 6 midgets and a kumquat, mind you, depending on the territory your invading.. May be able to trade the kumquats for more midgets as its am exotic fruit.. Then you have ammo for the mortars. The Russians can starve, Stalin tought them how to do that
     
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    mmmm ok. i dont get it charlie. whats this thread do? anyway where the hell is toejams! i demand mixlr!!!
     
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    I feel Maloney has abandoned this thread. I sure he's found somewhere devilishly clever for his Russians if only we knew where..
     
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    JAROS im so glad youre here, i was afraid i was the only one awake. i missed out on the action in this thread, but ive been moving and shit. have to strike whist the iron is hot, got to get the momentum, otherwise the inspiration wont be there. hey do you mixlr jaros?
     
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    You mean you don't live under the bridge in Vondelpark anymore? I am disappoint. But tell me who's going to lead the tramps in song now?? They've lost their leader...the poor sods.
     
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    the jamaican guy with the three stringed guitar who always ends every song with shave-and-a-haircut. hes perfectly capable and then some, think hurt locker style, hes a wildman. me, ive moved intto this house in the countryside, and in the coming months i intend on writing two full albums. one with various kinds of drum, and bass, and one black metal! too ambitious you think? i think it could thingiif i only just if i just only like never ever show it anyone right, thats a good way to keep motivated
     
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