Yo Mamma's so fat...

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  1. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Just summat stupid I saw run & run on another forum...

    Just add your own 'Yo Mamma' etc cusses...

    1 old one to get started...

    'Yo Mamma so fat - she got her own section on the weather report'...




    Disclaimer: No offence intended to anyone's real or virtual Mammas implied...

    Obviously...
     
  2. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    yo mamma so fat, her blood type is Dolmio
    :censored:
     
  3. bbjohnson420

    bbjohnson420 Member

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    Yo momma got more crabs then a seafood house.
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Yo momma so fat it takes a day to get on her good side

    Shes got a glass tittie filled up with kool aid for teh kiddies

    ya mommas got a peg leg with a kick stand...

    "Yo Momma" Pharcyde...heh he hehe
     
  5. checkmabadself

    checkmabadself A gift from punjab

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    your momma's so fat, her belt size is equator. :bruce:
     
  6. rmt

    rmt sex for money plz?

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    you momma so fat she gotta iron her clothes on the driveway
     
  7. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    The standard old ones apply as no one has done them yet.............
    Yo momma is so ugly you gotta tie a chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her.
    Yo momma so hairy you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet patch.
    I saw yo momma the other day kicking a tin can down the street, i said what you doing, she said moving house.
    And the all time classic..........
    Yo momma so fat i rolled over twice last night and i was still on top o her.
     
  8. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    these are disturbingly amusing :teeth:
     
  9. dj eeze

    dj eeze Member

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    ur mums so fat when see was walking down the street in a yellow coat people would shout "STOP TAXI"
     
  10. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    yo mamma so fat, theres other smaller mothers orbiting round her..
     
  11. dj eeze

    dj eeze Member

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    i never liked that one lol :razz:
     
  12. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Your momma is so fat, it looks like she's wearing an afro with a chinstrap.

    Your momma is so fat, she paints her toenails with a roller.

    Your momma is so fat, she's constantly looking up.

    Your momma is so fat, she rolls her own tampons.
     
  13. Bad Ace

    Bad Ace Close2Death

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    Your Mum's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued on
    otherside."

    Your Mum's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss
    her, and ran out of petrol
     
  14. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    she downed my website and never got pissed doing so ... [ dam alkoholik ] :mad:


    :grrrrr: portsmouth kru something to do :grrrrr:


    trackers on :violin:
     
  15. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Yo mamma's so fat, when she disappeared, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk

    :miss_rep: