Yo, Don't you hate it when ......

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Your driving down the road or on the bus or walking down the street, asnd you see a nice ass aproaching from ahead. So once you catch up to this fine ass you catch a glimpse at her face..







































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    D'OH!!!!
     
  2. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    lol i totally fell for that one hahaha!
     
  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    is that your flying fortress business in your sig?
     
  4. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    EVERYTHING WAS FINE....
    BUTTER FACE
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Almost as much as when you loose off a huge fart as you leave your car, and 8 hrs later the fucking smell is still lingering. Ah well, the trials of being a real man
     
  6. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    could be worse it could of been a blokes arse you were checking out!
     
  7. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    You mean fit from afar, but far from fit?
    Or she had a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch?
     
  8. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Aint that why brown paper bags are made?
     
  9. poohoodahoodoo

    poohoodahoodoo Member

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    the wife calls these bobfoc's
    body of baywatch
    face of crimewatch
     
  10. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Speak for urself and Voice :D
     
  11. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    BACK BEAUTIES

    GOOD FROM AFAR BUT FAR FROM GOOD

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  13. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    worse if it was a bloke with long hair!
     
  14. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Had this happen to me the other day i was minding my own when i see this lady walking with a nice ass, hour glass figure etc

    cut a long story short i ended up having sex with my gran, i was punch drunk on gin and dentureless blowjobs are the shizzle

    <3
     
  15. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Hahaha!Awesome song and video!
     
  16. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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  17. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    you see her ass from a distance and think GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOO!!!!

    then when you see her face she is a 12 year old.

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  18. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    whats up with these dudes sayin' "yea init the worst when its really a dude"

    :rinsed:
     
  19. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    i think that women like that should grow their hair like cousin it. Then they'd look good from both sides
     
  20. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    Oh man yeah i know what you mean. Those moments make me wish I never met my GF. SHE IS HOT :first_dat