Yet another classic chat log

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  1. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    VictimX_27: Hi there!

    cheesedog: HEYA!

    VictimX_27: What u up 2?

    cheesedog: Nice English.

    cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?

    VictimX_27: Get fucked

    cheesedog: I'm just joking relax

    VictimX_27:

    cheesedog: What's your name?

    VictimX_27: Whats yours?

    cheesedog: I asked you first.

    VictimX_27: I asked you second

    cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?

    VictimX_27: huh

    cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny

    cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog

    VictimX_27: Thats not your real name

    cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?

    VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name

    cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?

    VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose

    VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?

    cheesedog: Yes it is

    VictimX_27: Very handsome

    cheesedog: Thanks

    VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem

    cheesedog: Fuck you.

    VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way

    VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!

    cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?

    VictimX_27: Yeah

    cheesedog: What do you look like?

    cheesedog: Do you have a pic?

    VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone

    cheesedog: Why not?

    VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly

    cheesedog: I won't make fun of you

    VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks

    cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?

    cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?

    VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty

    cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.

    VictimX_27: Nahhh

    cheesedog: Then describe yourself.

    VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?

    cheesedog: Because I think you're nice

    cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to
    you.

    cheesedog: ???

    VictimX_27: I'm very white

    cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'

    VictimX_27: LOL

    cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.

    VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most

    cheesedog: really?

    VictimX_27: I'm an albino

    cheesedog: a what?

    VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?

    cheesedog: I've heard the word before

    VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair

    VictimX_27: So I'm all white

    cheesedog: This is bullshit

    VictimX_27: I'm serious!

    VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?

    cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?

    VictimX_27: No, we live all over.

    cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any

    VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose

    cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino
    looks like.

    VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me

    cheesedog: Ok

    VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*

    cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky

    VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?

    cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.

    cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly

    cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.

    VictimX_27: Thank u

    cheesedog: No problem

    cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.

    VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?

    cheesedog: Yes

    VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister

    VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?

    cheesedog: Sure. Then I'll sex you up.

    VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL

    cheesedog: I'm serious

    VictimX_27: We'll see.

    cheesedog: Yes we will.

    VictimX_27: Bye for now!

    cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.

    VictimX_27:

    About 3 hours later...

    VictimX_27: HEY!

    cheesedog: Hello there

    VictimX_27: I'm back

    cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?

    VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes

    cheesedog: Interesting

    VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes

    cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?

    VictimX_27: LOL

    cheesedog: Is that a yes?

    VictimX_27: Could be

    VictimX_27:

    cheesedog: HOT DAMN!

    cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples

    cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..

    VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy

    cheesedog: Why?

    VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want

    cheesedog: What do you mean?

    VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?

    cheesedog: Of course not.

    cheesedog: I like you.

    VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.

    cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....

    cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands

    cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers

    VictimX_27: WAIT!

    cheesedog: They get hard again... what?

    VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?

    VictimX_27: Like what I like?

    cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.

    VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.

    cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

    VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass

    VictimX_27: Just give me a minute

    cheesedog: ok

    VictimX_27: I'm back

    cheesedog: np

    VictimX_27: thank you

    cheesedog: So what do you like?

    VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked

    cheesedog: Where?

    VictimX_27: Everywhere

    cheesedog: Any place in particular?

    VictimX_27: uhhh yeah

    cheesedog: tell me

    VictimX_27: on my clit

    cheesedog: OK!

    cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!

    VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind

    cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.

    cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.

    cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.

    cheesedog: No one is around. Its all quiet.

    VictimX_27: Uh huh

    cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand
    across your clit

    cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.

    cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage
    your pussy

    VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm

    cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy as I eat you from behind

    cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole

    VictimX_27: yessss

    cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.

    cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.

    cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*

    VictimX_27: ???

    cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!

    cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!

    cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....

    VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!

    cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked

    cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!

    cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun

    cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!

    VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!

    cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!

    cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**

    cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..

    VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

    cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!

    cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your
    pigmentless ass.

    cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**

    VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!

    cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause
    its the same color

    VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU

    cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!

    VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!

    cheesedog: No wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!

    VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

    cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.

    cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.

    cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!

    cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!

    cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!

    VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

    cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**

    VictimX_27: USER HAS LOGGED OUT

    :uberlaugh :lol: :uberlaugh :lol: :uberlaugh :lol:
     
  2. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    LOLOLOLOL Very nice. Just what I needed to see as I'm wrestling with my lame distorting sound card.

    This reminds me of a lame Atari 2600 game I had.
     
  3. V Matt

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  4. Caution

    Caution dnbforum.com

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  5. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    Heh heh I seen that before, fuckin quality! You gotta admire the amount of time he spent trying to blag her!!!
     
  6. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    yeah, i have seen quite a few like that, those guys are fuckn class though, i mean if anyone seriously gets off on cybersex..
    *becomes disturbed*
    maybe that's because of Mulla's avatar though.. KILL IT KILL IT!!!
     
  7. Mulla

    Mulla Digital Future

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    Re: Re: Yet another classic chat log



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    "You find ME disturbing? Nooooooooo!"
     
  8. moriaty

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    Re: Re: Re: Yet another classic chat log

    Jus my thought too..if HE is disturbing, then what am I???!!!
    good chat btw, seen it on DOA some time ago, but still pissing my pants everytime i read it...cant feel pitty for the albino chick. If you lookin for sex in the intranet, youre lame, and deserve to be flamed:gimp:
     
  9. lokki

    lokki JUNGLIST FROM DEYA

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    this sounds fukin funny man. everyone shpuld go out and try to wind someone up over the net in a chat room and then post it on here the funniest one wins a prize!!!! :miss_rep:

    ha ha ha nuff funyness. :D
     
  10. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    what a great idea..
    *enters room #teen*
     
  11. ALPHA'mC

    ALPHA'mC New Member

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    Im interested to know where this conversation took place.

    And i would also like to know why / how you managed to get both parts of the conversation 3 hours apart

    and i would also like to know why you watched the converstation in silence without butting in and saying half way through, what the fuck are you doing you sad cunts!


    im a bit out of date
     
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  12. maki

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    what is that like aim?
     
  13. mesh

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    All right I have another cool one here, what is with these things?



    sweet17: Hi

    bloodninja: hello

    bloodninja: who is this?

    sweet17: just a someone?

    bloodninja: A someone I know?

    sweet17: nope

    bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

    sweet17: well sorrrrrry

    sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you

    bloodninja: why?

    sweet17: nevermind your an jerk

    bloodninja: Hey wait a minute

    sweet17: yes?

    bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

    sweet17: paranoid?

    bloodninja: yes

    sweet17: of what?

    sweet17: me?

    bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.

    sweet17: LOL

    bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!

    bloodninja: This **** is serious!

    sweet17: What are you hiding from?

    bloodninja: The cops.

    sweet17: gimme a ******* break

    bloodninja: I'm serious.

    sweet17: I don't get it

    bloodninja: The cops are after me.

    sweet17: For what?

    bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states

    sweet17: For???

    bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.

    bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.

    bloodninja: Hello?

    sweet17: You are ******* sick.

    bloodninja: Send me your picture.

    sweet17: why?

    bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.

    sweet17: One of what?

    bloodninja: The cops.

    sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you

    bloodninja: Then send me your picture.

    sweet17: hold on

    bloodninja: Hurry up.

    bloodninja: Are you there?

    bloodninja: **** you, cop!

    sweet17: Hey sorry

    sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.

    bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

    bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.

    bloodninja: Weren't you!?

    sweet17: thats not it

    bloodninja: Then what?

    sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

    bloodninja: Most cops aren't

    sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!

    bloodninja: Then send me the picture.

    sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?

    bloodninja: Just send it through here.

    sweet17: alright *PIC*

    sweet17: Did you get it?

    bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.

    sweet17: That was me back in may

    sweet17: I've lost weight since then.

    bloodninja: I hope so

    sweet17: what?!?

    sweet17: that hurt my feelings.

    bloodninja: Did it?

    sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

    bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

    sweet17: yes

    bloodninja: Alright let me find it.

    sweet17: kks

    bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*

    sweet17: this isn't you.

    bloodninja: I'll be dambed if it ain't!

    sweet17: You don't look like that.

    bloodninja: How the hell do you know?

    sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.

    bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.

    bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.

    sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

    bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

    bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

    sweet17: Go **** yourself

    bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

    bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

    sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

    sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.

    sweet17: you hurt me.

    bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

    sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!

    bloodninja: Why would I do that?

    sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you

    bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

    sweet17: **** YOU!!!

    bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.

    sweet17: You're a ******* *******!

    sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

    sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

    bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.

    sweet17: No you aren't

    bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.

    bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

    sweet17: I'm done with you

    bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.

    sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore

    bloodninja: Wait a sec

    bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.

    bloodninja: Wanna start over?

    sweet17: No

    bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty

    sweet17: You'll what?

    bloodninja: You heard me.

    bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.

    sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my

    picture

    bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?

    sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

    bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.

    bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.

    sweet17: Like what?

    bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?

    sweet17: I don't know

    bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.

    sweet17: I'm afraid to

    bloodninja: Why?

    sweet17: cause

    bloodninja: cause why?

    sweet17: well lets see

    sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you

    wanna eat me out

    sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?

    bloodninja: Nope

    sweet17: well its strange to me

    bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

    sweet17: I didn't say that

    bloodninja: So is that a yes?

    sweet17: I guess so.

    bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

    bloodninja: Are you willing?

    sweet17: What do you need me to do?

    bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.

    sweet17: ???

    bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

    bloodninja: ok?

    bloodninja: Hello?

    sweet17: You can't be serious

    bloodninja: Oh yes I am!

    bloodninja: It's my fantasy.

    sweet17: this is retarded

    bloodninja: Do you want it or not?

    sweet17: Yes I want it.

    bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?

    sweet17: sure

    bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.

    bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

    bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up

    against them

    bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

    bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.

    sweet17: mmmm yeah

    bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.

    sweet17: Har

    bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!

    bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.

    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

    bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with

    every stroke.

    bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.

    bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to

    my nose.

    bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

    sweet17: mmmmmm you are good

    bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder

    bloodninja: going limp

    sweet17: HARRRRRRR

    bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

    bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.

    bloodninja: going limp

    sweet17: this is stupid

    bloodninja: ...still limp

    bloodninja: Do it!

    sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

    bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.

    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

    sweet17: WTF?!?!?

    bloodninja: They stink really bad.

    sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

    bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

    bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

    bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

    sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!

    bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

    bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...

    bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

    sweet17: **** YOU *******!!

    bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

    bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.

    bloodninja: ...going limp again.

    bloodninja: Hello?

    bloodninja: Say it!

    bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!


    :andy:
     
  14. Cube

    Cube www.exegene.com

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    hahahahaha


    OWNAGE

     
  15. Reapa

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    hahahahahahah man im crying thats so funny, u could just imagine it. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:applause:
     
  16. Time Dependant

    Time Dependant Jungle Hunter

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    ha ha this b4 quality.
     
  17. Serum

    Serum Well-Known Member

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  18. zeeky deek

    zeeky deek Moaning all the time.

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    seen that one before, think someone actually posted it here

    tis proper jokes

    HAAAARRRRR!!!!!
     
  19. mesh

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    HAAAAAARRRR !!!

    :dual:
     
  20. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    SHAZBOT!

    VERY IMPRESSIVE!

    WHY DON'T YOU SET UP A TENT WHILE YOUR CAMPING!


    .................er, never mind. I never heard "ownage" outside of wolfenstien multiplayer bandi mod before. :D