Discussion in 'Waffle' started by NastyLimbCheat, Jul 11, 2008.
type "find chuck norris" into google, and hit the 'im feeling lucky button'
haha, thats awesome!
Have you ever checked out the Chuck Norris Facts?
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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i heard chuck norris can lick his own elbow!
Chuck Norris can lick anyone he wants' elbow
when chuck norris does push ups, he doesn't push up, the earth goes down
that fuckin great!!!!lol
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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