www.omegle.com ha ha try this!

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  1. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    click on chat or whatever it says to talk to a complete stranger...i went for the random approach....

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey, u like shampoo?
    Stranger: sure,
    Stranger: :) haha
    Stranger: what a question
    You: dya know how many ingredients are in it?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: wait
    Stranger: im going to watch
    You: watch what?
    Stranger: icant find
    Stranger: the shampoo
    You: try the bathroom
    Stranger: yes,
    Stranger: but i'm tired ;)
    You: i really need to know
    Stranger: why? :)
    You: i am not at liberty to say
    Stranger: :p haha
    Stranger: dont you have a own shampoo
    You: yes but as i am tied to a chair and only have my arms free i can't get to it
    You: have you found it?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: :p wait
    You: keep trying their angry
    Stranger: ill have one
    Stranger: herbal essences
    You: that'll do
    Stranger: ingredients:
    Stranger: aqua, sodium, laureth sulfate, sodium chloride, sodium citrate, citrit acid, ppg-2hydroxyethly coco/lsotearmide, sodium xylenesulfonate, parfum, sodium benzoate, tertrasodium EDTA, polyquaternium-10, hexyl cinnamal, butylphenyl, methylprpional, linalool, sodium diethylenetriamine, pentamethyline phosanate, benzyl sallicylate, etidronic acid, proplyne glycol, gernionl, limone, citronellol alpha-isomethyl ionone, prunus persica nectraine fruit extract, russelia equisetifromis leaf/semextrat, cl 47005, methylcholoriosothhiazolino, methylisothiazolinone
    Stranger: :) that was it
    You: how many is that? your gonna have to put a number i can'y read
    Stranger: 28
    Stranger: but why?
    Stranger: can you find it on internet?
    You: i dont have the internet
    Stranger: oh, ok
    You: you may have just saved a life, you have won a coconut and a cockeyed goldfish
    You: your prize is in the post
    Stranger: huh,
    Stranger: i dont understand?
    You: YOU WON!
    Stranger: :D YEAH
    You: all we need now is your bank account number and you sort code
    Stranger: yeah,
    Stranger: of course
    Stranger: ?? :D
    Stranger: HELLO
    Stranger: where are u
    Stranger: you asshole
    Stranger: I've typed the HOLE ingredients
    Stranger: :| and now you dont say anything?
    Stranger: my pincode you dont know
    Stranger: I HATE YOU


    hahahaha post up you convo's
     
  2. D-Tektiv

    D-Tektiv Active Member

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    Haha, nice one..I thought you were gonna lose it at the "I don't have the internet" part, but that person still hung in there with ya, lol...
     
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    Stranger: heey
    You: where am i ?
    Stranger: hahahahah.... i dont know
    You: jesus, whats happening?
    You: the whole room is spining
    Stranger: fuck u _|_
     
  4. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    You: is this an automated message
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    :confused::confused::confused::confused:

    i was just beggining!!

    LOL!!!

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    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 45/f (recently turned male)/ here n there i travel alot. u?
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: 20 m swe
    You: problem?
    Stranger: ye
    You: travelings fun??
    Stranger: suck my dick
    You: ive still got female parts
    Stranger: got a vagina?
    Stranger: and boobs?
    You: no boobs
    You: man boobs....yes
    Stranger: ..
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  5. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    got myself a fiesty 1 ha ha

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    You: hi
    Stranger: ho
    You: silver
    Stranger: gold?
    You: platinum
    Stranger: thats hot
    You: indeed
    Stranger: i jizzed in my pants?
    Stranger: i have a dick in a box
    You: that sounds nice, ive got hepatitis-c
    You: wanna fuck?
    Stranger: lets, ive got genital herpes
    Stranger: lets mix
    You: quality, lets do it :)
    You: get yer rat oot
    Stranger: its been out for a while now
    Stranger: waiting for one like u
    Stranger: mmm
    You: yeah i bet it has
    You: does it smell like a fetid fish?
    Stranger: it smells abit like ur mum mixed with genital herpes
    You: a mum line, you're very sharp my friend
    You: did your care worker help you create that line?
    Stranger: would u rather ur dad line?
    You: is this what your life whirls around... mothers and fathers with std's?
    Stranger: hey we cant all be normal
    You: are you welsh?
    Stranger: u wish, im swedish
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  6. D-Tektiv

    D-Tektiv Active Member

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    This threads gonna become one of my favorites, lol...
     
  7. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    Stranger: alalalooo
    You: ?
    Stranger: no clue
    You: u spelt hello wrong
    Stranger: i do that sometimes
    You: do you sometimes watch your mum in the shower?
    Stranger: when she's wit your mom i cant help it
    You: my mum is horrid
    You: she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp
    Stranger: oh my god mine is tooo!
    You: why watch them in the shower then?
    Stranger: so its like looking in a mirror for you?
    You: how original
    You: u type so slow
    You: are you watching your mum?
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  8. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    ha ha god i love this site

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    Stranger: hi
    You: do you?
    You: me too
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: u there?
    Stranger: nope
    You: haha i think your funny
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: where do you want me to be from?
    Stranger: togo
    Stranger: or trinidad tobago
    Stranger: u decide
    You: do i have to?
    Stranger: yes you do of course
    Stranger: what a silly question
    You: what a silly person
    Stranger: i think so
    You: agreed
    Stranger: so where r u from ?
    You: togo but moved to trinidad & tobago recently
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: i ve never met someone from togo who moved to trinidad
    You: there is a first time for everything
    Stranger: how old r u?
    You: 12
    Stranger: but that is too small
    Stranger: cant u be between 18-25 ?
    You: i'm not really i was just checking you werent garry glitter
    You: i am 19
    Stranger: waow
    Stranger: nice site isnt it?
    You: no not really its just a white screen with dialogue box
    Stranger: nice idea?
    You: maybe
    You: if the ppl werent boring
    You: wanna play eye spy?
    Stranger: dont be boring
    You: hey, play the game
    Stranger: oooof okey
    You: ill start
    Stranger: go
    You: i spy with my little eye, something beggining with c
    Stranger: Cellar
    You: fail
    You: cunt destroyer
    You: thats me :)
    Stranger: oeh
    Stranger: your re really 12 arent you?
    You: no
    You: i can destroy a cunt
    Stranger: no you cant
    You: ask your sister
    Stranger: ok i am asking
    Stranger: wait a minute
    Stranger: oooh you were right sorry
    Stranger: do dear cunt master,destroyer whatever
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  9. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    You: are you a sex offender?
    Stranger: nah i'm straight
    Stranger: do you want me to be?
    You: depends if you do role play
    Stranger: are you a boy of girl?..... or both?
    Stranger: if both i'll role play
    You: your sick
    Stranger: your sexy
    Stranger: come on lets do it
    You: cyber sex?
    Stranger: later
    You: your wierd
    Stranger: meet me outside in 15 min
    Stranger: end communication
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  10. ac

    ac I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Big ups to the person who does the great Ronnie Corbett thing by answering the current question with the answer from the previous question. :D
     
  11. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    You: Tell me why I should chat to you in 3 lines or less
    You: or im gone
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    Cunt, this is fun
     
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    You: EZ
    Stranger: are you spanish
    You: Nope.
    You: Are you?
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  13. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    You: Bonjour
    You: You zpeak French
    Stranger: hi, um french?
    Stranger: oh no sorry
    You: Oui, I am french
    You: what are you?
    Stranger: im mexican
    You: ahh mexico
    Stranger: yeah
    You: im half mexican
    Stranger: really?
    You: im Frexican
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: never heard that word before
    You: im the only one so far, im trying to find partners to copulate with
    You: interested oui?
    Stranger: copulate?
    You: erm
    You: inter
    You: course
    You: yesh
    You: sorry copulate is French
    Stranger: oh but are you a male or female?
    You: whatever you prefer
    Stranger: haha,
    Stranger: i dont know hows that going to work
    Stranger: and well why live acrossed the sea
    You: but im frexican, so I spend time in france then mexico
    You: and my mother is russian-jamacain
    Stranger: yeah but i need to know if your a man or woman
    You: il tell you what sex I am
    You: if you can answer me this riddle
    Stranger: ok i like riddles
    You:
    For some I go fast
    for others I'm slow.
    To most people, I'm an obsession
    relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
    You: do you want a clue?
    You: the answer is not Banana
    Stranger: fat ?
    You: no
    Stranger: diet ?
    You: wut, how would fat be the answer?
    You: for some I go fast.
    You: fat does not go fast
    You: or slow
    You: and relying on fat is NOT a well practiced lesson
    Stranger: well then
    Stranger: how about money
    You: no
    You: do you want me to tell you the answer?
    Stranger: um well if you wanna
    You: its banana
    Stranger: thats not so fun
    You: oh fuck you then
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  14. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    Stranger: http:://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered..com/?id=5c15e6c0
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    lol i wouldnt click the link - god knows whats on it
     
  15. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    i think i pushed this too my limits, im not gona go on that for a while! lol was quite fun tho :D


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    Stranger: room of silence
    Stranger: no talking allowed
    Stranger: quit typing now
    You: supercalafragalisticikspialadochouse
    Stranger: well then room of NOT silence declared
    Stranger: type away
    You: typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....typing.....
    Stranger: what's the best thing that has happened to you today?
    You: its my cats birthday
    Stranger: I find that hard to believe
    You: im baking him a cake
    You: were gona have so much fun
    Stranger: do you have a little party hat for the cat?
    Stranger: are you getting the cat a cat stripper?
    You: ofcourse
    You: i go all out for mr muffles
    Stranger: fantastic
    You: he's the bestest!!
    Stranger: give mr muffles some pats ont he head from this stranger
    Stranger: maybe even a belly rub
    Stranger: but only if it will lead to something
    Stranger: I don't just give out belly rubs for nothing
    You: cant i say who its from he may get scared not knowing, i dont think he accepts pats on the heads from strangers!
    Stranger: I will not reveal my identity, you may call me Mr Noodles
    You: mr noodles sounds like stupid name he wont believe that one bit! Ill give him a pat on the head anyway coz he deserves it,but no more, cause thats a little peverse.....
    You: especially on his birthday
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: mr muffles deserves a little summin summin on his birfday
    Stranger: maybe even a little summin summin summin
    You: thats why im baking him a cake??
    You: its his favorite!
    Stranger: what kind of cake do you make for a cat?
    You: well thats an interesting question...the base consists of tuna the dolphin friendly kind, the middle is cod paste an the top is sardines
    Stranger: ah
    Stranger: well
    You: all in the oven
    You: 20-25mins
    You: till it fluffs out a bit
    Stranger: that makes sense
    Stranger: I am writing this down
    You: no need copy paste it to a word doc
    Stranger: will publish it in my upcoming cook book, "Shit Nobody Should Ever Cook, EVER."
    Stranger: it's going to be a best seller
    Stranger: I'll give you credit
    You: you should rename it to "Shit Nobody Should Ever Cook, EVER - unless your a cat!"
    Stranger: I like it
    You: i want half the royalties
    Stranger: consider it done good sir
    Stranger: you'll get a fort and you'll like it
    You: that didnt really make sence?
    Stranger: the consider it done was in reference to the naming
    You: well u just sucked the fun right out of that
    Stranger: I'm a fun sucker
    Stranger: that was my nickname in college
    You: were u a clown with a massive fun pump sucker
    Stranger: that would be one euphamism for it
    You: right well your a bit of a strange one.....
    You: my cat is pawing at my leg, it must mean he doesnt like you
    Stranger: I think it means he wants me
    Stranger: to feed him his cake
    You: Wat? the cake im baking?!?
    You: he barley even knows u an why should u take credit for the cake i baked?
    You: there u go suckin the fun out of things again!
    Stranger: he knows me better than you think
    Stranger: we talked on facebook yesterday
    Stranger: he's a funny fucking cat
    Stranger: I'd hang out with him ANYTIME
    You: that cant be yesterday he was out with mrs snuffles
    Stranger: he TOLD you he was out, that's his facebook excuse
    You: man, im his no1 pal theres no way he would lie to me
    You: we go bak, way bak
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: Have you seen 'Cheaters' they'll show you video of your cat sleeping in other guy's beds, eating other guy's fish cakes, and even *GASP* clawing at another guy's leg
    Stranger: you'll probably cry
    You: i dont cry, i have no tears
    Stranger: oh yeah? They make synthetic ones now
    You: synthetic tears?
    You: really?
    You: i mustve missed that one
    Stranger: hell yeah man
    Stranger: go talk to your doctor
    You: well atleast something constructive has come out of this convo
    Stranger: what are you talking about? this has been constructive from the start!!
    You: only thanks to me an my best selling cat recepies
    Stranger: wow
    You: which i shouldve patented
    You: im gona flick through the tv an find you on dragons den
    Stranger: I'd be more of a Billy Mays type presenter though
    Stranger: HI. RANDOM STRANGER HERE. DO YOU HAVE A CAT? WELL FUCK YOU! BUY THIS RECIPE BOOK AND YOUR CAT WILL EAT LIKE A KING!!
    You: you wont get far saying fuck you to people, business ethics 101
    Stranger: that's where you're wrong
    You: im never wrong
    Stranger: mix it in right and people will eat it up
    Stranger: they love a little harrasment
    You: your narrowing your market there
    You: do i have to teach you evrythin?
    Stranger: not grammar, apparently
    You: i dont do grammer, i do however make awesome cakes for cats an give business ethics
    Stranger: evidently
    Stranger: you have 5 more minutes of my time
    Stranger: at 10pm EST I am free
    You: really?? are u on a schedule?
    You: i cant believe ive been graced with your presence and grammer corrections this long!
    Stranger: longest conversation I've ever had here
    You: im surprised this is still goin im pretty bored of your nonsence....
    Stranger: I'm a dedicated person
    You: im just pleased about my cats birthday!
    Stranger: it's a good mix, really
    You: well we lasted this long?!
    Stranger: that's what she said
    You: ooooo now uve turned into a 15yr old
    You: slightly discredited for that
    Stranger: I'm good at that
    You: Wat being 15? An having shit jokes?
    Stranger: :(
    Stranger: you didn't have to be mean :(
    You: im sorry i retract my statement????
    You: we were doin so well an I had to go an ruin it!
    Stranger: apology accepted
    You: tut tut
    You: nearly comin to that time
    Stranger: yep
    You: its been emotional an if i catch you on dragons den you'll be hearin from my lawyers/cat
    Stranger: Your cat is a lawyer....?
    You: Enough!
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    D-Tektiv Active Member

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    i can tell that was an american in the cat convo by the references the person made, plus EST. One of these times two people from this forum might end up in the same convo and not know it, lol.
     
  17. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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  18. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Stranger: If you were a car, I would put my stuff in your trunk.
    You: if you were a door id slam you all day
    Stranger: Haha, I have no idea if that is good or bad...
    You: depends if your male or female
    Stranger: Well...
    Stranger: Male..
    Stranger: It's bad... right..
    You: unless you like cock
    Stranger: The one that wakes you up in the morning?
    Stranger: Did you see what I did there, I am so witty
    You: Yeh you are about as witty as a bag of spider monkeys.
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  19. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    LOL mine is fucking mad


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    Stranger: fawaka
    You: goose
    Stranger: kkk
    You: cock fish
    Stranger: ja ja
    You: my wife she fuck goat
    Stranger: my wife too
    You: she like ?
    Stranger: she mad
    You: mad like dog eating his tail
    Stranger: she suckie cockie doing
    You: mmmm nice nice,, does she do da spice
    Stranger: she like in the ass
    You: do you fuck the ass?
    Stranger: i love you mate
    You: i love you 2
    You: your a stanger, but we should get married
    Stranger: tomorrow
    Stranger: today
    Stranger: NOW!
    You: lets do it xx
    You: cud we fuck your mom in ass? ,,and i wil bring goats
    Stranger: your age?
    Stranger: i like them very young
    You: the goat? ... i can bring lambs
    Stranger: good
    You: young
    Stranger: give me some new borns
    Stranger: give me some lamb virginity
    You: we can slaughter them like crazy cats
    Stranger: we can even slaughter cats
    You: NO
    You: thats 2 much
    Stranger: im sorry
    You: we can fuck lions
    Stranger: dont hurt me
    Stranger: daddy
    You: you know u love it son
    You: now go in the garage and ready ureself
    You: dont let mommy know
    Stranger: i wanna ask something serious
    Stranger: you like niggers?
    You: i roll with niggers
    Stranger: fuckin niggers
    Stranger: kill them all
    Stranger: burn them
    Stranger: assholes
    You: woof woof
    Stranger: SIEG HEIL
    You: meow
    You: BAAAA
    You: BAAA
    Stranger: HEIL HITLAAAAAAAAAAA
    You: DIE!!!!
    You: CUNT
    Stranger: yes daddy
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  20. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    lol keep em comin, great thread! EDIT:^^^RAH! bit random!
     
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