WW III and its effect on you

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you know that world war 3 is going on right now. i heard that, and i find it worrying. i cant focus on global matters, the perspective makes me nauseous. heres the thing, i dont belive it. the idea that a third worldwar is happening right now, and we dont know about it. ww2 was a pretty big deal, at the time, it split the world as we know it in a couple of fairly clear groups. the good guys, the losers and the nazis. quite an interesting group, that. anyway, that along with the idea that the world has ended and we cant see it. the idea that jesus returned and left a few times already. that we are governed by a secret society, that the global empire (narzak) and their flying saucers know when youre going to die, and the mile high jellyfish. what about that. youll find a vast corpus of information about all of these things on the internet. which makes me wonder what they did before the internet, if you wanted to know the real deal about the world and everything, perhaps it was like tape trading back in the day. fanzines and demos.

    but what i really wanted to talk about is time travel. ive got 25 minutes left on this download and im out of wine. some of you would suggest i go to the store, in the mean time, but i wont padre.

    also, satan. but i forgot, something about the bible. hey heres some attractive teenagers in swimwear doing stupid shit in hong kong, oh think i could go by the name kennedy? or jackson? because thats kind of cool
     
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  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Castel's gunna love this thread, wound up the electricity in his bunker for a nights worth of conspiracy theories
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what the fk you talking about, castel doesnt know anything. its harry3 that knows stuff and hes ginger.
     
  4. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    electricity is a hoax

    i use candle light..
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    You looking at me?

    Or over there?
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    that video was erotique.
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    it was, wasnt it?? those girls theyre... those girls they... errrr yeah. they did that thing buddy i shudder to think what they do errrrrrrrrkkkkk. yeah buddy. thats on everything, you know what they did. erotique to say it mildly, you know, to fking, to make me feel better about myself (and thats a stretch cos im on the dole in amsterdam, i should be feeling like a king right now) i i i hope these hoes got a fking disease from doing what they did. damn straight, hope they got the fking claps for doing that, or worse. got fking arse cancer. OK OK omen 3 is on
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    tinfoil hat time
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nuh uh. awesome thread time. dont try anything. im the big tamale round here. hammer zeit fool. ragtime.
     
  11. equilibrium

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    you know that billiards room scene towards the end of Eyes Wide Shut? where sydney pollack's character says, "If I told you their names - I'm not going to tell you their names - but if I did, I don't think you'd sleep so well."

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  12. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    WWIII was life changing for me.
    Every one thought this time it would be ze Germans again, but it wasn't. On the contrary it was Germany's fiscal responsibilities that will save Europe and give the world the technology to defeat the Canadians.
    In America I will never forget that horrid day when I realized that I was singing "Oh Canada" before a football game instead of....whatever we used to sing before a football game. Soon the Canadian's became more aggressive with policies where I lived. They installed there own style of banking system and dis-banned our own. This made the economy stable and any one caught with hedge funds was swiftly sent to the north pole. The rich became less rich and the poor was able to stand there own ground. The horror only got worse when they forced socialism on us with a public option health care system.
    Soon after being of military age I was conscripted to invade Mexico. Beautiful Mexico, last beacon of light for beautiful capitalism on earth. Where the rich are super rich and the poor fight in huge gang wars with casualties greater than in Iraq. But the evil Canadian regime went to destroy it. Before they knew it people who would never learn English while living the U.S. now spoke perfect French. They let go of the Spanish language, lost some weight and convinced the rest of Laitn America to become French Canadian. And thats when they invaded Europe.
    France declared that they spoke superior French but soon surrendered after all the soldiers where issued baguette bread instead of guns. The U.K. rallyed around the Queen as she sent her might Navy out to sea. When every last ship arrived in the newly annexed province of Hawaii they found a note. "Sorry for the inconvenience :( Canada has no Navy to fight you. But enjoy this all inclusive paid vacation while we take over:)" The Queen of England was soon removed from England and brought to Ottawa where she was made Queen of Canada. The peoples of the U.K. would of been pissed, but now that pot is legal they just did not give a fuck.
    Next was Africa and India. Canada gave all the people of Africa and India jobs as highly paid tech support. Soon after Africa united and sent men to Mars.
    The Arab countries collapse when they found out Canada has a larger oil deposits than they do. After there collapse they soon willing allied with Canada when they agreed to turn every part of the desert into a giant solar panel and give the world dirt cheep electricity.
    China refused the canadians at first. But with Canada's smooth talking secrete agents China soon fell in love with the culture and gave up Karate.
    Canada refused Russia's advances to be attacked and annexed. So Putin came to visit the Queen of Canada personally. After meeting her for six minutes in her court they fell in love. And Putin soon became the King of Canada, that now includes Russia.
    Only the Germans did not give into Canadas amicable personality. They thought the Canadians where stupid and had inferior beer. In a Canada vs. Germany blind fold taste test Germany prooved them wrong. Billions of Canadians where shocked when they found out Becks does taste better than Molson Gold. Now with the upper hand Germany challenge Canada to game a Chess, they won. The prise was Greece and Germany reinstalled the government and soon had to fix it's economy. With mighty Greece on Germany's side they soon began to produce BMWs by the score. This did nothing but made Germany feel good.
    Canada is currently trying to make a cooler car than a BMW. However, they seem to fail. A poll that was ran in 2012 said that Canadian women still find a cool German guy in a BMW hotter than a Canadian driving a Ford Focus.
    I can't wait for this war to end. And thats how it affected me.
     
  13. Elzerk

    Elzerk 00111100 00110011

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    WATER UP THAT BITCHES VA-JAYJAY! She just jumped legs all wide and a gaping meatcave all open and shit, sand in vagina?
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    YEEEEEAH BUDDY!! RIGHT UP THE VADJ!! YEAH!
    i feel like all ive done for the past 8 years is drink strong drink and yell shit like that at people within arms reach.

    interesting point iv4, what mm what is that. is that a dystopian future kind of thing or what