WTF ! TRIBUTE TO THE CRIMINAL black person ANIMAL!*WARNING CONTROVERSIAL SITE*
LINK // http://www.shitskin.com/niggerownermanual.html
BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN JUST BEWARE I WAS SENT THIS AND EVEN THOUGH I HAVE LOOKED AT THE SITE THESE MAY NOT BE MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS NOR ACTIONS TOWARDS PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES ETC ETC ....
DONT BLAME ME IF YOU HATE IT OR THINK ITS WRONG YOU WERE WARNED 1ST ... SO FALL BACK
Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new
black person! If handled properly, your apeman will give
years of valuable, if reluctant, service.
INSTALLING YOUR black person.
You should install your black person differently according
to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field black people work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain
your black person to another black person immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever.
Many black people start singing as soon as you put a
chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out
of them if nipped in the bud. House black people work best
as standalone units, but should be hobbled or
hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this
stage, your black person can also be given a name. Most
owners use the same names over and over, since black people become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck black person.
If your black person is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their black person hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for black person hoes. These names go straight over your black person's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR black person
Owing to a design error, your black person comes equipped
with a tongue and vocal chords. Most black people can
master only a few basic human phrases with this
apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular.
However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your black person's tongue. Once de-tongued your black person will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. black people have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their black people for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the black person's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat.
HOUSING YOUR black person.
Your black person can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of black person food through. The rule of thumb is, four black people per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot black person cage can accommodate two hundred black people. You can site a black person cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your black person fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the
bars of the cage. black people never invented the shovel
before and they're not about to now. In any case, your black person is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As
long as the free food holds out, your black person is living
better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put.
Buck black people and hoe black people can be safely
accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR black person.
Your black person likes fried chicken, corn bread, and
watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your black person will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other black people, etc. Experienced black person owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the black person cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all black people have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all black people steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his black people as a result. You should never allow your black person meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a black person to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
MAKING YOUR black person WORK.
black people are very, very averse to work of any kind. The black person's most prominent anatomical feature, after all, its oversized buttocks, which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your black person to sit around all day doing nothing for its entire life. black people are often good runners, too, to enable them to sprint quickly in the opposite direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is to *dupe* your black person into working. After installation, encourage it towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post, baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your black person will then frantically compete with the other field black people to steal as much of that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the day, return your black person to its cage
and laugh at its stupidity, then repeat the same trick
every day indefinitely. Your black person comes equipped
with the standard black person IQ of 75 and a memory to
match, so it will forget this trick overnight. black people
can start work at around 5am. You should then return
to bed and come back at around 10am. Your black people can then work through until around 10pm or whenever the light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR black person.
Your black person enjoys play, like most animals, so you
should play with it regularly. A happy smiling black person
works best. Games black people enjoy include: 1) A good
thrashing: every few days, take your black person's pants
down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your
other black people thrash it with a club or whip. Your
black person will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking
and sobbing. 2) Lynch the black person: black people are cheap
and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a black person.
Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and black people just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other black people watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3)
black person dragging: Tie your black person by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your black person's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek
until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the
black person, do *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head
comes off too soon. This is painless for the black person,
but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never
exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a
variation on (2), except you can lynch your black person out
in the fields, thus saving work time. black people enjoy
this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a
tall white hood. 5) Hunt the black person: a variation of
Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans.
WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a black person, as they are highly toxic.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD black people.
black people die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most
people prefer their black people dead, in fact. When yours
dies, report the license number of the car that did
the drive-by shooting of your black person. The police will
collect the black person and dispose of it for you.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH black people
MY black person IS VERY AGGRESIVE
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity black person? What are we, short of black people or something?
MY black person KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN
They all do this. Shorten your black person's chain so it
can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
WILL MY black person ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then,
it's not likely. If black people successfully overthrew
their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food.
This is probably why black person uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
MY black person bitches ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM". Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
MY black person'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR.
WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A black person?
A black person's skin is actually more or less transparent.
That brown color you can see is the shit your black person is full of. This is why some models of black person are sold as "The Shitskin".
MY black person ACTS LIKE A black person, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd. WOW!
IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine black people and you'll soon find it stops acting like a black person. However, leave it in the cage and let the black people dispose of it. The best thing for any
wigger is a dose of TNB.
MY black person SMELLS REALLY BAD
And you were expecting what?
SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD black person?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said
"Dead black person storage"? .That's because there ain't no
LINK // http://www.shitskin.com/niggerownermanual.html