write my DJ bio

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  1. beknoxx

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    so thought this could be a bit of fun for everybody. i have to write bio for a podcast and i dread writing these so let's see what you got forum....... I will edit along the way and anything good i will use for the actual bio ha

    Beknoxx is.........
     
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    "He was one of those kids that wore glasses from birth, you know" - beknoxx's mother AND best friend
     
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    ha ha JMZ i actually thought about referencing him in the bio for the lol's
     
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    this was great....i dont wear glasses but might use it anway
     
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    Send this in as your promo shot

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    Needs more BH.......
     
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    Coined the term 'Embers Breaks' and championed this style in the late 90s / early 00s
     
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    yesssss vydx...biiiggggg
     
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    For those who really need to know, Beknoxx was born in some town in 1904. He has managed to avoid all the really interesting jobs DJ's take in order to look good in this kind of biography. In his search for a quiet life he got a job as a noise cancelling headphone tester for Sony, which shows his remarkable sense of adventure. Now a full-time DJ, he lives in Trumpton with his wife and a bisexual lover Patrick. He likes people to buy him fridge magnets (he knows people don’t read DJ biographies, but feels this might be worth a try).
     
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    Teddy mang that was swish right there...it's like u have lived my life with me
     
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    Beknoxx life was saved by dab. His favorite genera of dab is drum and bass step. He is know for being sometime non existent and synthesized. Wownowo Zuaudo perfectly describes his dab sets.
     
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    Most DJ's spend their free time partying and blowing their money on an assortment of drugs and alcohols. Not Beknoxx. Beknoxx spends his time doing more refined things, like studying the nudes at art museums or taking pictures of the kids at the local playground (for science you perverts). Its even been rumored that he once filled an entire 160GB Ipod classic entirely with 40,000 Bulgarian Jump Up tunes. A testament to his unmatched selection and incredible technology skills
     
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    I could actually use some of that