Write a dating collumn entry for the person above you....

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  1. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    So.... everyone has to write a 5 line dating colloumn entry for the person above you.....

    hahaha...


    saw this on a mates forum.... was well funny!!
     
  2. Fes Rock

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    EDIT: took me so long to write this souljah leapt in before me... Oh it's all gone wrong now... Here's one for Souljah...

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