Write a dating collumn entry for the person above you....

RocksteadyUK

SkimoBeats
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Sep 15, 2007
Location
Peckham
So.... everyone has to write a 5 line dating colloumn entry for the person above you.....

hahaha...


saw this on a mates forum.... was well funny!!
 

Greg P

Active Member
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Jan 16, 2008
wanna ring my bell?
cowbell lover seeks lady with similar interests
safety guaranteed

EDIT: took me so long to write this souljah leapt in before me... Oh it's all gone wrong now... Here's one for Souljah...

Are you "at the bank"?
Liquid Lover seeks baccy carrying boyfriend for joint fun!
 

Dustek

Finished the PhD
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Oct 18, 2004
Location
London on the Wisla
Think you and your mates can keep their thieving hands off my hash? Ready to accept that the love of my life is brown and greasy? If so, you may be the gal for me!
 

Mattix

Sub Focus anyone?
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Jun 7, 2008
Location
Horsham
Looking for girls named Derek, Morag, Hubert or Fadge. Have to be fully into wearing jumpers, my fetish is that i love jumpers! Must be able to dress up dolls as i need guests for my partys. Must also be able to fit a grapefruit in mouth.

Will consider anyone who can match my wants my powerful wants!
 

souljah

liquid lover...
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Joined
Nov 9, 2007
Location
brizzle
picture the scene, monday morning, car wont start, give your friendly mechanic boudi a call and she'll soon get you started ;)
 

YOUNG TUNA

IT'S ME BITCHES
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Feb 12, 2006
Location
Helsinki
Jungalist soulja from Horsham looking for bigbooty bitches I play playstation. And remember bitch YOUR FACE IS MY FACE.
 
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