Write a dating collumn entry for the person above you....

RocksteadyUK

SkimoBeats
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So.... everyone has to write a 5 line dating colloumn entry for the person above you.....

hahaha...


saw this on a mates forum.... was well funny!!
 

logikz

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bristol hard wank
lubricated bleeding ever so slightly
seek older husband
bald danish pereference
answer to duffer pucker stuck her
 

souljah

liquid lover...
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do you fear for your health and safety.
well let me take charge......
 

Greg P

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wanna ring my bell?
cowbell lover seeks lady with similar interests
safety guaranteed

EDIT: took me so long to write this souljah leapt in before me... Oh it's all gone wrong now... Here's one for Souljah...

Are you "at the bank"?
Liquid Lover seeks baccy carrying boyfriend for joint fun!
 

Dustek

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Think you and your mates can keep their thieving hands off my hash? Ready to accept that the love of my life is brown and greasy? If so, you may be the gal for me!
 

BeyondTherapy

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No 1 stella fan but not known wife beater seeks rich female blond slim high firm n perked totally into fisting (pun intended) x
 

Mattix

Sub Focus anyone?
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Looking for girls named Derek, Morag, Hubert or Fadge. Have to be fully into wearing jumpers, my fetish is that i love jumpers! Must be able to dress up dolls as i need guests for my partys. Must also be able to fit a grapefruit in mouth.

Will consider anyone who can match my wants my powerful wants!
 

souljah

liquid lover...
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picture the scene, monday morning, car wont start, give your friendly mechanic boudi a call and she'll soon get you started ;)
 

YOUNG TUNA

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Jungalist soulja from Horsham looking for bigbooty bitches I play playstation. And remember bitch YOUR FACE IS MY FACE.
 
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