Would you take her home and make love

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    yes definitely.
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I would, for the sheer fact she'd be making a lot of stuff a gwarn, and none of them would be love.

    Right dirty sket I bet.
     
  3. D-Jhepz

    D-Jhepz ◕‿◕

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    no love would be made, attempted rape and sodomy, probably
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    UP THE BUM!


    LOGAAAAARKSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!

    why u change the title
     
  5. djad

    djad leo the lion

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    Id take her home.. then take her dry..
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you must make love. con. stant. ly.
     
  7. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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  8. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Nah I've given enough people aids this week. Ask me again on Monday
     
  9. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    I'd make love to her, wouldn't take her home though just then and there BOOM
     
  10. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    the words of a virgin right there ^
     
  11. Dugg Funnie

    Dugg Funnie Well-Known Member

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    the insults of a virgin right there ^
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    you do know she looks like this now....right?

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  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hard to think thats the same jerkoff wastegash asshole whorebag of flesh and bone as before. but well done that girl, she was pregnant seven times last year so she came out on top. as it were. but enough about her, isnt she the home wrecker that married dream boat peter andre the other day. i dont keep up, but peter is dreamy. so eloquent yet such abs. bit of dean there for you.
     
  14. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    wrong woman logikz

    this woman is jodie marsh
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    takin a poo, willie up bottom or roid strain?

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  16. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    probably a lubed up traffic cone slowly going up her sphincter
     
  17. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i don't think she has a sphincter anymore.

    hotdog down a hallway.
     
  18. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i would rather try and lick vinegar off a cheese grater than go anywhere near that she is a skank beyond belief
     
  19. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Am I supposed to know who she is?
     
  20. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    licking vinegar off a cheese grater isn't that bad.

    hurling yourself into a bench saw. thats bad.