Would you take her home and make love

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Catsel, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Catsel

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    yes definitely.
     
  2. Borf™

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    I would, for the sheer fact she'd be making a lot of stuff a gwarn, and none of them would be love.

    Right dirty sket I bet.
     
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    no love would be made, attempted rape and sodomy, probably
     
  4. Catsel

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    UP THE BUM!


    LOGAAAAARKSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!

    why u change the title
     
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    Id take her home.. then take her dry..
     
  6. logikz

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    you must make love. con. stant. ly.
     
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    Nah I've given enough people aids this week. Ask me again on Monday
     
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    I'd make love to her, wouldn't take her home though just then and there BOOM
     
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    the words of a virgin right there ^
     
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    the insults of a virgin right there ^
     
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    you do know she looks like this now....right?

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    hard to think thats the same jerkoff wastegash asshole whorebag of flesh and bone as before. but well done that girl, she was pregnant seven times last year so she came out on top. as it were. but enough about her, isnt she the home wrecker that married dream boat peter andre the other day. i dont keep up, but peter is dreamy. so eloquent yet such abs. bit of dean there for you.
     
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    wrong woman logikz

    this woman is jodie marsh
     
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    takin a poo, willie up bottom or roid strain?

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    probably a lubed up traffic cone slowly going up her sphincter
     
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    i don't think she has a sphincter anymore.

    hotdog down a hallway.
     
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    i would rather try and lick vinegar off a cheese grater than go anywhere near that she is a skank beyond belief
     
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    Am I supposed to know who she is?
     
  20. Catsel

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    licking vinegar off a cheese grater isn't that bad.

    hurling yourself into a bench saw. thats bad.