Would you let a woman shit on your chest?

Toejam

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And likewise to the female members

In the throws of passion your lover request's this action and vice versa, would you go through with this?

Were talking the hottest bird that you sincerely love

or

Where do you draw the line into faeces foreplay

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I knew this guy who was in the armed forces in Germany and he was fucking this girl he met. She was straddling him and after a minute of jumping up and down she pushed herself up and shit all over him, then rubbed it all over her body. The guy was horified and kicked her out.

I would but it would have to involve me getting something in return, I wouldnt have anyone shit on me for free not even Oprah Winfrey.
 

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I knew a girl once that once came out in the pub to us that she liked to shit on guys chest's. Everytime I made eye contact with her again I just laughed.
Even more so when her boyfriend walked in.
 

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There would nead to be a legal binding contract drawn up before faecal matter was introduced. I wish to know your thoughts on the subject Toejam you cant just make a thread and make the rest look like fools, its against the rules.
 

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There would nead to be a legal binding contract drawn up before faecal matter was introduced. I wish to know your thoughts on the subject Toejam you cant just make a thread and make the rest look like fools, its against the rules.

I wouldnt decline the offer put it that way, however id need proof she has eaten a decent bulk meal beforehand, so its in a neat parcel if you catch my drift, not like shes opened a tin of Staag chilli sauce over me
 

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I wouldnt decline the offer put it that way, however id need proof she has eaten a decent bulk meal beforehand, so its in a neat parcel if you catch my drift, not like shes opened a tin of Staag chilli sauce over me
Would it really make any difference whats shes had for dinner, I'd take it as a challenge. "Come on give me your best shot" knowing full well that if you dont like the outcome you have 12 pints of Guinness and a Biriyani prepared for her face.
 

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Would it really make any difference whats shes had for dinner, I'd take it as a challenge. "Come on give me your best shot" knowing full well that if you dont like the outcome you have 12 pints of Guinness and a Biriyani prepared for her face.
Original post meant its about love, not a shit fight jeez

I bet valentines day diet involves alot of prunes and wafer thin ham mixed with grape seed oil washed down with Castol Oil, you romantic fool you
 

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Never does defecating come into play with the one you love. The closest I'll come to it is letting the missus brush her teeth while I'm squeezing out a loaf.



I did have a woman piss on my leg once, though.
 

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Only if she had been on a 3 day Speed & Advocat binge, stopping only to inject Immodium into her eyes, then just before the shit she drank 3 pints of Guiness & had 2 large Double Sausage & Egg Mc Muffin Meals...

These are the rules.
 
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