would you fuck a robot ?

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    20 years time you'll be able to get noshed off by a robot
     
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  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    id take it out for a nice seafood dinner and never call it back
     
  3. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    That's just freaky
     
  4. Fragments

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    Depends how I look in 20 years time.
     
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    brought to you by space pope
     
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  6. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    girls do it all the time. but me, no. well maybe a little if the mood was right. youd probably break your dick if you tried.
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    LOL Ethix, did you see that on tube8.com? Cause that vid is always there when I´m browsing the asian category :teeth:

    OnT, probably would but wouldn´t tell anyone, standard business.
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. like fucking a pregnant chick really. would, but wouldnt ever admit it to anyone. or get involved with girls thats got kids, seems like an awful lot of work cos theyre so tired all the time. also, worth asking is if the vag is in working condition or not. just got be clear about stuff and life gets so much easier.
     
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    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    If I could get one modelled after your sister. Boom!!
     
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    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    *SHIT PUN ALERT*

    dont insert a floppy disk
     
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  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    if i was a mod, i'd have banned you for that!
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    post has been reported over thirty times actually so and but then i well isnt that what they say.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    LOL, girls with kids suck! They kinda think they are superhuman, just because they found out how to earn shitloads of money without working.
     
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    i'd do the baddy from terminator 3.....but c3p0 and r2d2 are a bit gay.....does it make you gay if you fuck a gay robot???...mmmmm........but yes id fuck a robot.....ive fucked a lot worse pmsl

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    but they are experts at the fuck..theyve had plenty of pratice
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha what the hell dude, weird on more levels than i care to count

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    good question and yes i believe it does, in the same way that an instrument that sounds like an electric guitar is an electric guitar to the listener even if that was a rubber hose ran through a busted church organ when they recorded it. or not, could be im just rambling here.


    not necessarily, i knocked up a virgin once and she didnt even speak english. but by god was she beautiful. man i think i want a soda
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    What? :teeth: The girls with kids I have known throughout my life were plain stupid, had several kids of several men and yet they thought they were mature and intelligent.

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    ..and plenty of stretch marks.
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    because they got money?? is there a trailer park round your yard somewhere deegun, is that where you find these ladies? my ex girlfriend would talk a lot about the trailer park next to where she grew up and id be a little impressed cos i think hillbilly stuff is cool but when they start busting moves like getting pregnant for money, fucking your best friend on a whim, stealing your stuff and scamming your account is when you realize what it really means to be from that level of society. its not someone you want involved in your life no matter how cute her ass or tits or whatever is.