would you eat penis

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, Jan 5, 2014.

  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  2. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    rather eat your mum minge
     
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  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  4. fractal

    fractal Well-Known Member

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    fuck your culturally-determined morals

    ill munch a raw poodle
     
  5. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    horse cock, if it was cooked properly, not rubbery etc

    how would you eat that head anyway? long, and no one in their right mind would drink a pint of period blood
     
  6. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Basically no Ethix. Although i do hear your mum's minge is a bit of a delicacy around these parts.


    And fuck your cultural relativism fractal eating dog puree in a bowl covered in flies by a Nigerian road side is not my idea of a meal.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVmrldELNZM
     
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  7. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    does the dog head like peanut butter?
     
  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    apparently dog meats a bit ruff
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    On that celebrity program, yes. It's just meat really.

    Balls, no way. Still could have spunk in them. Grim.
     
  10. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Your mums minge could still have spunk in it too...
     
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  11. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    If it makes me less of a fat old cunt without having to exercise and earns me coin. I'll eat ant and dec. medium rare.

    pass me the chopsticks.
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    which mum?
     
  13. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    So might yours if anyone was ever brave enough to stick their knob in your gloomy bat cave
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    As if you've never took a tummy load of hot sheeps jizz borf...

    You gotta do that in Taffland to even be allowed into primary school.

    :borf2:
     
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  15. MuffMan

    MuffMan I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    penis tastes nice, i had stewed horse cock, lovley, just need to cook it till the meat is tender enough to drip off the ball sack
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah your mum got pregnant but was worried it wasnt hers.
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Sounds like you've had horse cock before mate? Not rubbery implies you've previously cooked a bad batch of phallus ...
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Or sucked off a horse who was a bit kinky and liked it when you nibbled.
     
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  19. Mason John

    Mason John 21st Junta

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    Terribad visions. Poor horse.