Would you eat human meat?

BeyondTherapy

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Would you eat human meat?

(and no i dont mean eat on her fur burger or a guy fungi when there alive n kicking)

I mean the process of cooking human meat in a pan say chucking it in a pie with veg n gravy or something along that line.

I don't really see the problem with it - I know that morally and ethically it's not particularly sound but I wouldn't mind trying.

Every single person I've asked this has given a flat-out "no", but with no other reason (really) than it would "be weird". Why not? Being adventurous with your food can be exciting...
 

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yeah man, i'd try it. christ, we only live once and i like to do extreme things, gives you that sorta weird rush! i mean, i wouldn't go and kill someone and eat them but i'd try it if there was a humane way of doing it if you get me..
 

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HAfhjadhajsh no I would not, just thinking about it makes me sick. I'd rather eat diarrhea coming straight out of donkeys ass rather than human.
 

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depends where i am, how hungry i am n how fat the person is who is gonna get munched, lol, naa uno straight up. that shit just sounds like some sick film or summin.
 

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even tho it not ethically right. reckon i would give it a go....i wouldnt go out me way as to make a pie tho.
 

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you kidding ?! it must taste horrible, and thats the only reason i wouldnt try it.
think about it.
human: cigarettes, drugs, booze, macdonalds, kebabs, pharmaceuticals, breathing exhaust fumes all day, stressing, exercise, macdonalds.
Cow: grass, water.

i think we have a clear winner.
 

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you kidding ?! it must taste horrible, and thats the only reason i wouldnt try it.
think about it.
human: cigarettes, drugs, booze, macdonalds, kebabs, pharmaceuticals, breathing exhaust fumes all day, stressing, exercise, macdonalds.
Cow: grass, water.

i think we have a clear winner.
Great Shout.
 

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i would like to know how they died first. ya know, most meat we have is killed in a slaughter house, and they sure aint gonna take live human's to a slaughter house, that just fukin wrong.

imagine if you ended up eating someone you knew? would you still eat it?
 

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Sorry man, I'm a vegetarian...

I'll give any vegetable a go though
 

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Realistically you would need an organic farmed human, so the meat would be chemical free and once you've slaughtered him/her (probably a female as that's we eat most out of the meat we eat) you'd have to leave them to tenderise for 20-30days hung up somewhwere. If it was done properly like commercial meat i'd give it a go.
 

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yeah man, i'd try it. christ, we only live once and i like to do extreme things, gives you that sorta weird rush! i mean, i wouldn't go and kill someone and eat them but i'd try it if there was a humane way of doing it if you get me..
hog meat in a cream sauce
 

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sound's like a secret code of sucking a man off, eating his meat and two veg and swallowing his gravy.
 
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