Would you eat human meat?

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    Would you eat human meat?

    (and no i dont mean eat on her fur burger or a guy fungi when there alive n kicking)

    I mean the process of cooking human meat in a pan say chucking it in a pie with veg n gravy or something along that line.

    I don't really see the problem with it - I know that morally and ethically it's not particularly sound but I wouldn't mind trying.

    Every single person I've asked this has given a flat-out "no", but with no other reason (really) than it would "be weird". Why not? Being adventurous with your food can be exciting...
     
  2. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    yeah man, i'd try it. christ, we only live once and i like to do extreme things, gives you that sorta weird rush! i mean, i wouldn't go and kill someone and eat them but i'd try it if there was a humane way of doing it if you get me..
     
  3. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    depends how hungry u are
     
  4. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    HAfhjadhajsh no I would not, just thinking about it makes me sick. I'd rather eat diarrhea coming straight out of donkeys ass rather than human.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i hear its waaay toxic, this is why
     
  6. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    depends where i am, how hungry i am n how fat the person is who is gonna get munched, lol, naa uno straight up. that shit just sounds like some sick film or summin.
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    even tho it not ethically right. reckon i would give it a go....i wouldnt go out me way as to make a pie tho.
     
  8. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    you kidding ?! it must taste horrible, and thats the only reason i wouldnt try it.
    think about it.
    human: cigarettes, drugs, booze, macdonalds, kebabs, pharmaceuticals, breathing exhaust fumes all day, stressing, exercise, macdonalds.
    Cow: grass, water.

    i think we have a clear winner.
     
  9. safety

    safety double safety

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    i don't even eat lamb or fish. why would i eat human?
     
  10. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Great Shout.
     
  11. DJ SCUBA

    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    i would like to know how they died first. ya know, most meat we have is killed in a slaughter house, and they sure aint gonna take live human's to a slaughter house, that just fukin wrong.

    imagine if you ended up eating someone you knew? would you still eat it?
     
  12. Greg P

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    Sorry man, I'm a vegetarian...

    I'll give any vegetable a go though
     
  13. mr A

    mr A Well-Known Member

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    Realistically you would need an organic farmed human, so the meat would be chemical free and once you've slaughtered him/her (probably a female as that's we eat most out of the meat we eat) you'd have to leave them to tenderise for 20-30days hung up somewhwere. If it was done properly like commercial meat i'd give it a go.
     
  14. Fes Rock

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    hog meat in a cream sauce
     
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    On a side note, I had a Wild Boar burger on Saturday, and it was amazing.
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Reference fair shout.

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    sound's like a secret code of sucking a man off, eating his meat and two veg and swallowing his gravy.
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  19. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    no codes as you didnt read what i said in the first place !!?
     
  20. DJOctane

    DJOctane Planetdnblive.co.uk

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    I had an Indian today but she had too many bones