would you .... die for helm pleasure ?

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    if someone offered you , like some little magic midget thing off Golden Axe, that you kicked for those potions..

    the chance to nail any women on the planet, every single night for a year .. but at the end of the year you die .. would you take it??

    so basically you get 365 women, for a year... then your brain implodes..

    megan fox, would have to be used for 6 months surely ..

    i would give up my entire life for this ...


    does that make me a bad person ..

    similarly, if i got told my bollock porridge was drying up, and sex would be no more.. id contemplate suicide i rekon.


    am i a shallow penis ?
     
  2. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    i remember a page 3 tart saying exactly the same thing "the day i stop enjoying sex is the day i put a bullet through my head"

    you do the math...
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    also, this is not random , me and my dad were talking about it .. and my dad also says he'd do it ...

    i may just go on a masked up year long rape spree then kill myself

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    i guess this makes me as intelligent as a bint who gets her baps out for a living...

    noice

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  4. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    would i hell!!! why do that when theres rape?
     
  5. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I reckon you want to rape your dad for a year really
     
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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    how is it rape when he enjoys it tho?
     
  7. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Megan Fox would indeed get wrecked for a good couple of months. So yeah, I would totally go for it.
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Can't it be men?
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good question. you see, kisses lose their attraction after a while. as you get older. but ill tell you what never does, cooking. so get yourself a fat girl cos you know those fat motherfuckers can cook
     
  10. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    o m g logigz. just sitting here at uni and had to laugh - strange views included.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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