would you consider posing naked for the camera?

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    how naked?
    what setting? (yatch? cowboy? red light? beach? fun fair?)
    if any, what kind of compensation would you want?

    its solo naked modelling with make-up and lighting and all. nothing explicit, tasteful nakedness.
     
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  2. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Packet of wine gums and a vimto ice lolly i'm anyones.
     
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  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    pretty steep demands, but someone of your talent could of course ask that and more.

    oh and the setting, what setting do you prefer, have to add that to OP
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    fully naked but with some of those red star stickers over my nips and biting suggestively on my little finger but not in a dr evil type fashion.

    as for the backdrop, I think a picture of the cosmos would suffice.

    i would do all this for the mere price of a packet of custard cremes
     
  5. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I'd do it for beer.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    how much beer. be precise. also, aj, you got yourself a deal mister.
     
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    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    35 1/234 cans of Faxe Extra Strong Beer. Better now?
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    odd number. albeit precise. you clearly have very specific needs.

    very well, if it has to be done, it has to be done right.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Bent over touching toes, close up hairy balls and arsehole shot, only the mrs & all your stupid mummys would know it was me.

    Payment = Slap up seafood meal for one + blowies from johnny deafs right ear lobe.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Your photo shoot would be a tad different. I would introduce sweet wine and wrestling. And then take pictures of you playing with yourself.
     
  12. sam the dnb man

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    Balls in hand shot. Photoshopped so my penis looks tiny.
    I'll have a plastic sword in my other hand and a halo over my head.


    Pay me with Facebook likes
     
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  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ok, who here has been naked on camera and the pictures are in possession of someone else?
     
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    ManuForti Detached Audio

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    Because I turned up to a Halloween party in normal clothes the girls made me dress up as a woman and wear make up. Loads of these pics circulating the dalgety bay. The thing is im wearing boxers and my cock and balls are hanging out of this short skirt thing in some of these photos I also have a skinhead... I want these images back
    I'm phoning about it now they are all hard copy's bit if I get em ill post here ya
     
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  16. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Many naked photos of me exist. Most of them in the possession of other people.

    Someone also ran into the room and filmed me while I was wearing a lady on my face, all stood to attention
     
  17. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    my balls are on this forum somewhere

    i didn't get paid
     
  18. Claus601

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    You've nver made home made pron?
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    seriously sam, how many people were in that room? sounds like more than three?? not counting the ones that did the fucking, so minus you and what i assume o be an "her" and possibly a 2nd "her", as there is room for that, which ive concluded through researching said situation online, a website called 'anal asian castings dot something somehing whatever" has been very helpful on he subject. there is still one thing that puzzles me, but ive thought about it, and ive figured it out! its clear to me, and by the by it really is most ingenious, inded, it has to be so as to forego pregnancy! the woman does not notice, it would seem, for her its all the same, so, in conclusion, well done that man, and i will be applying this technique on the next young lady whenever opportunity arises. so to speak.

    willard, they didnt pay you? thats odd, thats sort of part of the concept, in fact, its an important part of the concept. the first part is naked, the next is geting paid for it, thats how it works. oh, i see, i know whats happened now, youve met the third and by far most prevalent part of this equation: abuse.
    not that i would know, bu there has to be a rush in making dosh off yout own abuse. apparently during deep-throat scenes, the model chokes. as in cant breathe and panic is not very far away at all, but the model has to hold still. apparently during suffocation by choking on a thermos styled dong, all you really want to do is flail kick scream and run, but these models have to hold still, and if youre lucky, you can see the panic in their eyes.
    which they should of course be paid for, this is so. only sometimes theyre not, because fuck it, thats why.

    now then, what else. ah yes, claude! [MENTION=97676]Claud601[/MENTION] can i call you claud? do you mind?
    so home made porn? how do you mean, like, did you have lighting, a script you wrote, a camera man and a boom mic, or was it you holding the camera the whole time? and kind of posing it in a totally impossibl way in the bookshelf so you get the best angle, but she cant see the red "on" light? or maybe it isnt moving picures at all, is it so that you took photos? that is after all what the thread does. what happened, and feel free to back it up with pics.
     
  20. Moskit

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    Who was that pervy guy that did all the pervy threads back in the day?