Pick money out of a urinal? How much would it have to be before you'd consider it? I've been pitching this around work for the last hour and come to the conclusion that: Nobody would pick up a £2 coin. Nobody would a £5 note and some thought about £10 for a while, then said no. Some circumstances to consider.... It's a fair bit of cash. Looks like a wad of £20 notes.. its covered in piss. It's a busy bar, you haven't got time to go get gloves/bag/tongs, someone else will take it. Your phone is with your friends at the bar, you can't call them. You're wearing short sleeves so can't use your top to pick up the cash. You can take off your top to pick it up but this cash is dripping with piss, it'll soak through and your t shirt is thin. If your a girl (on this forum? really?) you're not wearing a bra. it's a busy bar and you'll be ridiculed if you run out half naked.. also its a local bar and you wont be able to go back for some reason. It's summer and you're in flip flaps so you haven't got socks you can use. What do you do? and what do you do with piss soaked money once its yours? Do banks accept it?