Would you? and how would you?

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  1. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Pick money out of a urinal?
    How much would it have to be before you'd consider it?

    I've been pitching this around work for the last hour and come to the conclusion that:
    Nobody would pick up a £2 coin.
    Nobody would a £5 note
    and some thought about £10 for a while, then said no.


    Some circumstances to consider....
    It's a fair bit of cash. Looks like a wad of £20 notes.. its covered in piss.
    It's a busy bar, you haven't got time to go get gloves/bag/tongs, someone else will take it.
    Your phone is with your friends at the bar, you can't call them.
    You're wearing short sleeves so can't use your top to pick up the cash.
    You can take off your top to pick it up but this cash is dripping with piss, it'll soak through and your t shirt is thin.
    If your a girl (on this forum? really?) you're not wearing a bra. it's a busy bar and you'll be ridiculed if you run out half naked.. also its a local bar and you wont be able to go back for some reason.
    It's summer and you're in flip flaps so you haven't got socks you can use.

    What do you do? and what do you do with piss soaked money once its yours? Do banks accept it?
     
  2. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i'd pick it out and rinse it in the sink and wash my hands

    money's made out of a cotton blend paper or some shit
     
  3. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Drunk or not?

    Broke or not? :teeth:
     
  4. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    yeah have to say for a wad of £20's I would take it out and wash my hands, regarding the piss soaked cash, wash then dry under the hand dryer, I've had notes go around in the washing machine before and come out fine so I'm guessing it would be fine!
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Yeah, your really drunk and you have cuts on your hand and a lot of the patrons have HIV.

    I'm gonna photocopy a £20 and try this at the wknd.
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    any note. yea why not. gold coin maybe. as long as there soap and sink n taps n shit.

    defiantly no coppers. maybe a rare 50p


    wait.. this cant happen can it?
     
  7. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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  8. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Of course, it's YOUR local bar mate :teeth:
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol: touche
     
  10. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I'd pick them. Anywhere, anytime.
     
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  11. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I dunno what posh place Ted is working at but I´d take the money and wash my hands.

    Pay your drinks with the culprit and everything will be fine :D
     
  12. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Who the hell drops that much cash and then just walks off?
    This story makes no sense. OP = fag IMO.
     
  13. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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  14. Dannyboy93

    Dannyboy93 EL CAPITAIN

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    this is turning out to be another steve vs steve situation, instead its teddy vs teddy, on the same profile, with admin powers! SHIIIIIIIT SON TINGS ABOUT TO GWARN!
     
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  15. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    So I guess if I saved up enough money to head over to the UK and hang out with DnB forum, at a DNB forum party, and this situation came up. This is what I would do. Upon seeing the money, my American brain will become curious to the strange UK custom of leaving money in the toilet. I would think, "I wonder if this is like a wishing fountain in America? I should ask the locals." Upon exiting the bathroom I will begin asking everybody why is there so much money in urinal? Soon, a crown will gather all debating if they should be the one who gets the money, because after all you have earned it you stick your hand in there. Then while everybody's thinking and building up the motivation to reap their reward I would ask Teddy, "Hey Teddy if you got the money and then went camping with your newly acquired currency, and woke up with a bloody condom hanging out of your ass, would you tell anybody?" Teddy would say, "fuck no!" I would say, "Would you like to go camping?"
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  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    so does anyone have any spare change?
     
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  17. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Never really understood camping. I mean sure that shits fine if your homeless and begging for change but as a home owner it seems a little bit like, na, i wont take the audi today, i'll pedal a scooter into work. Some of my friends like fishing and I've gone with them on the odd occasion and I have to say camping is the best part of fishing. Get smashed and then wake up surrounded by nature, but I don't see the point of fishing. It's an expensive and pointless hobby. "Hey Ted, I caught me a fish" That's great, now what mango?... "Ima throw it back" Shits fire yo but doesn't have a lot to do with picking up piss soaked cash. Therefore I must decline your request of bum rape.

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  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you realize you dont piss DNA right? if you can get DNA out your piss, something is seriously wrong with your metabolism. goddamn it, do you even science.
     
  19. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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  20. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    the real answer to this conundrum is simply getting up on my feet and letting go off every excuse cause I know if my mother can do it, baby, I can do it!!!! i.e. get in that mutha fuckin urinal
     
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