Would dogs fart in their mouths if they knew the kettal had brewed?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Fucking dogs just farted, looks at me all shocked then sticks its nose up its ass and takes a big whiff. I swear theyd fart in their mouths if they knew they were about to draw one. Fucking bitch has been sent to the garden in disgrace.
     
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    surely dogs arent the only animal who enjoys the scent of their own brew though.
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    to be honest i think they would fart on a turd, just to see if it smelled any worse.

    curious buggers, and will sniff/lick/eat anything.


    on a side note my cousins 8 month old son was having his nappy changed recently, and accidently pee'd in his mouth, much to his confusion and dismay. be an interesting development if he discovers a watersports fetish in later life. although very disturbing to find out.
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    stool cory man, ive seen dogs eating runny shit of the floor before
     
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    This thread has already made me laugh twice already.

    As you were.
     
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  9. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah dog loves watersports aswell. When I first got her my grandparents came over and took her for a walk, dog came back soaking wet, though it hadnt been raining. My Grandad was real pissed off, put her straight into the garden. She was in heat at the time, turns out all the male dogs in the park came running over to her, 8 of them, and pissed all over her. She was sitting in the middle of it, loving it, nan and grandad got pissed on aswell.
     
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    but a dogs got personality. personality goes a long way. so by that rationale, if a pig had personality it would cease to be a filthy animal?
     
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    Pigs are slowly being domesticated now though, they are actually quite intelligent animals.

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    Maloney what breed is your dog btw?
     
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    I love the confusion on their face when they fart but don't know where the noise/smell comes from
     
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    I let my dog out in the garden the other day, she was out there for a while so i went out to get her. Anyways i found her with shit round her mouth and a sheepish look on her face. Iwasn't angry just very dissapoint. Can't look at her the same now.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Shes a mongrel, half Staffordshire Bull Terrier, half Greyhound. So she savages ya and if you try to escape she'll chase you down and have another go. Quite a fierce prospect, God knows who thought that would be a good idea.
     
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    what half of the deal has it got, ive seen some crosses that get the bad bits of both dogs
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Depends how you look at it, shes really quick and completely crackers, youll be stroking her next thing you know she's savaging your hand, tell her to stop, she starts barking. If you try to leave she chases biting your ankles, best thing to do is bark louder than her, seems to get through to her.