World's First Weed ATM

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    World's First Weed ATM

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    Available at:
    Melrose Quality Pain Relief, 4906 Melrose Ave, Mid-Wilshire; 323.957.7777

    Herbal Nutrition Center, 1435 S. La Cienega Blvd. Suite G, Mid-Wilshire; 310.855.9484

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    AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards -- like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor's consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince). Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness, and guarantee your car never smells like new leather again.

    The AVMs are already in place at their respective dispensaries and will be fully-operational by Monday, though their vestibules are still under construction; future plans include machine-vended pharmaceuticals like Vicodin, Viagra, and Propecia -- for when the excessive chemicals in Tab have wracked you with pain, limpness, and baldness.

    :rinsed:
     
  2. Prospekt

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    That's incredible.
     
  3. Sammy Dexcell

    Sammy Dexcell Stop editing my profile Smarty!

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    Nutek movement junglist

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    thats california....
     
  6. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    I want!! I NEED!
     
  7. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    so this is guarded 24/7? is it in some building or just out on the street. im having a breakthrough.....







    ........... no i really cant!
     
  8. 1992

    1992 Novantadue

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    I wonder if the new president is going to make these prescriptions avalible to everyone in America. I doubt it.
     
  9. Kibon

    Kibon Blaze It Down !

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    lol , I read in the newspaper that Pamela Anderson wrote a letter to Obama where she said in that he should legalize weed so that everyone would live in peace together :D Big ups Pam !
     
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    need one of them in work...fuck the coffe machine off n get baked all day, great times.
     
  11. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    I like your thinking brill idea.
     
  12. djlob

    djlob SHARPZ JUNGLE

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    that is mad, definatley need that shit over here
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    meh weeds crap anyway, wheres me syringe.
     
  14. Borf™

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i hear they got that. in portugal
     
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    yeah they also have paedophile rings in portugal a nice little haven for the depraved me thinks
     
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    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    thats sick. OG Cush sounds nice aswelll
     
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    And its coming to london when?? :confused: LOL