Havent had a night off work for a month but it isnt without its rewards these are some of the remarkable things I have witnissed. 1. A pint sized manager clotheslining 2 shoplifters and wrestling them to the ground whilst everyone else watched and didnt help. 2. A girl getting buggered in the customer toilets. 3. A guy I work with got stuck in the back of one of the childrens car things outside and we kept on pumping it with 50ps for 15 minutes. 4. Customer shitting in a box of crisps whilst smoking a fag down an aisle. 5. A prostitute walking about with her mooey out for all to see. 6. A tranny stocking up on tights and frilly undergarments. 7. One of my colleagues stuck under 10 trays of potatoes he had pulled on to himself.