Workplace full of mad hatters

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Havent had a night off work for a month but it isnt without its rewards these are some of the remarkable things I have witnissed.

    1. A pint sized manager clotheslining 2 shoplifters and wrestling them to the ground whilst everyone else watched and didnt help.

    2. A girl getting buggered in the customer toilets.

    3. A guy I work with got stuck in the back of one of the childrens car things outside and we kept on pumping it with 50ps for 15 minutes.

    4. Customer shitting in a box of crisps whilst smoking a fag down an aisle.

    5. A prostitute walking about with her mooey out for all to see.

    6. A tranny stocking up on tights and frilly undergarments.

    7. One of my colleagues stuck under 10 trays of potatoes he had pulled on to himself.
     
  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Ahhhhhahhahhaahahahaahahahah

    That actually does seem worth it.
     
  3. safety

    safety double safety

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    do you work in some kind of alternate universe where decency has done away with?
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You could be onto something, but how could I find out?
     
  5. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Where do you work? The Kwik-E-Mart?
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  7. foxie

    foxie Hardware Soldier

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    nope, that's just Reading

    :D
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Was this witnessed first hand??
     
  10. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    pics or it didnt happen :)
     
  11. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yes I was buggering her.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Living the dream. :teeth:
     
  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Friday nights at Tesco after the clubs have shut is a mad house as its the only place to buy alcohol you get it all people fighting, desecrating the floor, shady types asking where the bicarbonate of soda is and thats just the staff.
     
  15. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  16. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    me and my mate asked his mum where the bicarb was at 3.00am pilled out our nuts..

    to wash up wannabe crack yeah ?? if you cant get ammonia, you can wash decent coke up with bicarb and a speck of water and a lighter and spoon.. pretty skanky and its not the same as real crack.. not that i know.. but it is crack like..

    is this what you were talking about.. or have i just made myself look like a tramp for nothing ?
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Excellent.

    Good work!
     
  18. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    by far the best one .. however, i dont believe he was stuck in it for 15 minutes..after 10 minutes of not being able to get out and about £5.00 being spent, surely he would of started to panic abit.. if he really was stuck for 10-15 mins that is a story i am going to tell me grandkids for years to come.. and use it as my own
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Crack is perfectly acceptable whn your nose fills up from sniffing Ethix...



































































    YOU FUCKING TRAMP :teeth:
     
  20. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    ETHIX SMOKES WET!

    do u look like this from years of abuse?

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