Work Xmas Do's

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    its the time of year where we all get legless and take the piss out of the boss's money and drink the place dry!!

    My boss tends to go all out.. this year we all got a hotel room, with our own casino, we get money to use on chips.. Slap up meal disco and as much boos as possible!

    anyone else having a decent one this year??
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    We just go out on the piss at 9am one Saturday, probably next Saturday. But at other ones I've done some mad shit. Got my cock out to a table of grannies, scattered the dancefloor doing rolly pollys across it backwards and forwards. Got up and sang Dont Stop Me Now by Queen with a Kenyan dude who also done a No Woman No Cry accappella afterwards after someone convinced me it was a karaoke but it werent. Also there was one on a boat and I was chatting to a bunch of managers, said to them "its bloody hot in here" then climbed out a window.
     
  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    genius! i once called my boss a tight fucker and demanded a pay rise! the golden rule is what goes on at the xmas do stays at the xmas do!!
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    On the same boat party where I climbed out the window, this strange little weirdo fella came and sat on the same table with me and my mates, and he wouldnt say a word, just sat there and wouldnt say a word. So I went and sat next to him and whispered in his ear "i wanna fuck you". He quickly got up and walked off. I spent a good proportion of the night chasing him, everytime I saw him I chased after him.
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Sacked mine off this year, to an extent...

    Cunts tried to underhandedly charge us £29 for the do, meal, disco etc.

    Fuck that shit.

    Skinflint cunts.

    Bunch of us are going for a meal beforehand instead, then gonna go gatecrash the disco pissed out of our twats & refuse to pay if anyone says anything.

    Crazy mix of Polish/Bolivians/Slovakians/Pakistanis/Indians/Spanish/Portuguese/South African & English that work here.

    So has the potential to be a fucking riot.

    I'm contemplating sniffing copius amounts of Cocaine with the Bolivian contingent & hijack the Disco booth to belt out Reggae classics.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    thats moody! how can u charge for an xmas do.. gutted you mug!!

    last year my boss got some bloke in and it was remote control football. that was pretty fun fucked off my face on charlie!!
     
  8. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    i think ours is 6 quid, but in all fairness we get the venue, a buffet and most of the money goes behind the bar, n half of the staff at my place aint old enough to drink, so theyre in essence paying for me and my older workmates to get pissed. good times. they done the same last year and aparently got hammered without having to buy any drinks.
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Mine are generally shite and this year is the day before the xmas party so no ta!
     
  10. CRoOK

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    mine and smarty's would have been a trip to jongleurs which is always a good crack. its on the 11th though so we boyed it off for the forum xmas bash :)
     
  11. rob_del_terror

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    i ended up minesweeping last year.........it was a free bar :rinsed:
     
  12. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    you I avoid office party's after the last one i went to oopen bar. I manged to offend every female that i spoke too, nailed some chick sits right next to me. so i wake up at hers thinking oh man im so gonna have a sexual harassment suit against me. she never said nothing to me after that. I think i may have butt jammed her cuz she walked funny for days


    so yea, i avoid work parts for the sake of keeping my shit job
     
  13. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    My boss just gets a communal bag of heroin and rock of crack.

    Always goes down well.

    You have to bring your own needles though, psssh what a joker.
     
  14. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    love work do's... at my old job, it was a slap up lunch time meal and as much booze as one can drink before it's over (which is loads) then everyone to the pub! always a good time to have a drunken stare at the chick with the big tits!

    new company... not sure whats going to happen, it's a sausage fest so not looking bright :(?
     
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    we dont have our christmas do till march :( but then just got for a slap up lunch and many places after. last year we had a free bar from 12 - 9pm. was fooping mental.
     
  16. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    its all about the xmas bash drama!
     
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    WTF. do you all go out in santa hats as well??
     
  18. philski

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    every year my boss just chucks a couple hundred behind the bar. just get shitfaced all night.
     
  19. SLow

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    I'm boycotting this year's christmas party. Although there's a free bar, theres also a lot of our customers there and you have to be careful what you say (Im not very good at that).

    Last year a few of us got a bollocking, I drank a bottle of red wine (which I hate), went to a hotel room, did some sniff and promptly threw up the whole bottle all over the floor. All the while, my mate was homing in on the demure older wife of a UK airline director. Didn't go down too well, and 7 of us were warned about future conduct.

    So instead we're all just going for a meal then going to paint the town the colour of vomit.
     
  20. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    how weird is that mate.. thats EXACTLY what happened to me! my hotel room looked like a murder scene!!